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26 Trabuco Canyon, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:15am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
IG: ladywarpaint

I love music more than anything, but unfortunately am not musically talented in the least.
I have NO balance. I am constantly covered in bruises and scrapes.
I make a wish every time I go through tunnels.
I can't keep plants alive for more than a week.
I'm friendly to a fault.
I just want to feel everything.

If you don't like tattoos, don't message me.

My sister is on this site as well, so don't make the pleasant mistake of messaging us both. Her username is ownthesea
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
School and work mostly.

I am a legal assistant and I sell vintage jewelry/paintings/clothes.
Finally giving myself the opportunity to focus on school. I'm studying psychology and starting beauty school in the Fall. Who says you have to stick with one thing?

When I'm not busy with all that, I find myself in LA several times a week for shows and events.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people smile! I have a lot of Midwestern hospitality in my California born bones. I give hugs not handshakes, tell corny jokes, and have gotten damn expert at small talk.

I'm also fairly good at being awkward... but most of the time people just think it's quirky and so it doesn't really work against me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: currently reading Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari, and YOU should too, trust me

If you recommend a good book to me, I'll definitely appreciate it.

movies: Any movie with Audrey Hepburn, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Evil Dead II, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, The Graduate, Some Like it Hot, 500 Days of Summer, The Science of Sleep, Amelie, Lord of the Rings, The Darjeeling Limited, Sunshine Cleaning, The Virgin Suicides, I Heart Huckabees, Donnie Darko, Star Wars, The Last Unicorn, Wristcutters: A Love Story, The Vicious Kind, Fight Club, Buffalo 66, Labyrinth, How to Marry a Millionaire, Clue, Office space, Kill Bill, Clueless, Dead Snow, Almost Famous, Garden State, Pulp Fiction, Heathers, Timer, The Last Word, Camille

shows: Modern Family, Daria, The Venture Brothers, Orange is the New Black, American Horror Story, SNL, Twin Peaks, The New Normal, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Parks and Rec, Portlandia, 30 Rock, Fringe, Arrested Development, Fresh Meat, Suburgatory, Black Mirror, Don't Trust the B, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, House of Cards, Friends, Bates Motel, The Fall, Law and Order (of course SVU), and I'm trying to get into Dr. Who but there is a lot to catch up on. I like my tv. And Netflix is the perfect way to spend a weekend.

I post songs that I love on my tumblr all the time, check it out

PAPA, TV girl, Fiona Apple, London Grammar, Miguel, Jukebox the Ghost, Paloma Faith, Amy Winehouse, Mirah, Sky Ferreira, Ra Ra Riot, The Aikiu, The Jakes, City and Colour, Everything Everything, The 1975, Foals, Dr. Dog, Jeff Buckley, Two Door Cinema Club, Bastille, Banks, The Shoes, Childish Gambino, Sir Sly, The Growlers, Geographer, Lord Huron, Jaymes Young, RAC, The Avett Brothers, Goldmund, Dustin O'Halloran, 1 2 3, Delorean, Vampire Weekend, Metronomy, Clams Casino, Punch Brothers, Perfume Genius, Kitty Pryde, The Black Lips, The Kinks, Robyn, Oh Land, King Charles, Christopher Norman, Snakadaktal, Born Gold, Beirut, Sister Crayon, Boy & Bear, Say Hi to Your Mom, Arcade Fire, The Kills, Autolux, Meiko, The Wombats, Absofacto, Jack White, Jai Paul, Urban Cone, The Black Keys, Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens, Jhameel, Iggy Azalea, Page France, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Marina and the Diamonds, Lydia, The Gromble, Barbarossa, Lana del Rey, The Stills, Lorde, Woodkid, Born Ruffians, Benjamin Francis Leftwich, Frank Ocean, Best Coast, Cursive, Grizzly Bear, Gregory Alan Isakov, The Beatles, Fleet Foxes, Daughter, Magic Man, The White Stripes, Purity Ring, Yeasayer, NO, Bat for Lashes, Nina Nesbitt, Shakey Graves, Zee Avi, Little Comets, Natalia Kills, James Blake, Tom Waits, Rhye, Grimes, The Strokes, Alex Winston, Kimbra, In the Valley Below, Lia Ices, The National, The XX, Passenger, Daft Punk, etc etc.

Food: Japanese, Thai, Italian, you name it. I appreciate good food, though for years of my life, breakfast consisted of the winning combination of cigarettes and caramel macchiatos. How am I still kickin.

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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I had a class where they asked me to pick 6 things I would take if I were stranded on an island.

I think this would be more fun from that perspective.

> Glasses
> Alcohol
> My Dog
> A huge tent
> A spare human
> Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game. laundry list of things which probably includes laundry
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing kickball and then hitting the bar with my team mates :]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
..I'm a shopaholic and complete tumblr addict.

Check it out

..I'm a complete klepto when it comes to those tiny fake candles at restaurants. I like to collect them.

..I should probably drink more water, it just doesn't excite my taste buds

..I spend 50% of my life dancing and singing very loudly. In my car, in the shower, at work, at my house, at your house

..I'm not the most proper or well behaved person you will ever meet. I give very little fucks. I find caring less about what people think has made me a happier person.

..My whole day is better when I do a lane change without running over any of the reflective markers.

..I make really amazing BBQ chicken pizza from scratch. And..that's all I make. Other than kitchen fires.

Most of the messages I get on here got me feelin like:
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I just want to find a nice guy who doesn't take a million shirtless selfies in his bathroom..there are a few more qualifications, but that seemed important.
Also, I super appreciate your messages, but don't "hey" me and expect this to go anywhere. What the eff am I supposed to do with a message that only says "hey"