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23 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 1:23pm
- 5′ 5″ (1.65m).
- Body Type
- Graduated from high school
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids
- Dislikes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently)
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My next goal is supervisor. I will make it mine.
As much as I would like to say that I am only good at being the best thing since sliced bread.. aka the "Bees knees", I will instead say that I am remarkably good at being a flawed human being.
I am in the room.
Answer I am going to give:
I have long hair, and I'm a bit scraggly looking.
Answer I regret not giving:
My incredible lack of cleavage.
Video games: Oblivion, Morrowind, Skyrim, Fall out, Portal, Portal2, Mirrors edge, Hydrophobia, Borderlands, Borderlands2, Animal crossing, Super smash brothers melee, Monster rancher, Boldars gate. Champions of Norrath, Ultimate alliance.. and so many more.
Movies: What dreams may come (Just because I can), bicentennial man, district nine, Dune, Battlestar gallactica, the last star fighter, flash gordan, zombie land, gremlins, Ninja turtles, Sushi girl, Seven pounds, Pluto nash, Big trouble in little china, Golden child, legend, Memento, Labyrinth, Harvey, Arsenic and old lace, and plenty more that I can't remember. If it manages to make me laugh out loud I like it.
Shows: When I get a chance to watch a television I usually watch Big bang theory, Top gear, or Futurama. As a sad fact, I'm incredibly fond of infomercials and I get sucked into the food channel. I miss Iron chef.
Music: I will listen to anything.
Food: I will eat anything but peas. I hate peas.
My favorite food is pizza. I could eat it everyday.
-Caffeine. I don't really care what it is attached to. I just helps me do my job without the stress. Caffeine to me is like cranberries to juice. It belongs in everything... I'm sorry kidneys.
-Work. Sadly, work is what keeps me going.
-Family. I love those guys to death, but they drive me crazy.
-Hands. They are incredibly helpful.
-Distractions. Life isn't really the same without some excitement.
I promise that not all of my thoughts are as dumb and cliche.
I sometimes wonder what it would be like to live out the rest of my days in the third person perspective. I don't think I would mind adding five extra pounds to the sitcom that is my life... I think looking in the mirror would be a mind altering experience.
My mother did an experiment on my belly button when I was a baby. Using mainly cornstarch and a quarter, I was forever cursed with a star shaped button. True story.
I'm seduced by women who play the harpsichord. I only managed to meet one in my lifetime. It appears that that much awesome cannot occupy the same space at one time. If anything, it only manages to create a singularity that not only sucks out your ability to form words, but also naturally repels anyone of the opposite sex... It's how the universe balances itself out.
One of these stories is true. I'll let you guess which one.
If you just picked one I lied. They are all true.
- Straight girls only
- Ages 22–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating