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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 29-99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 27
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
English (Somewhat), LISP (Fluently), Farsi (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Wrecked my 2001 Subaru Forester last week, original engine with 366,002 miles. I bought it new 13 years ago, and my Subaru has carried me all over the country and down to Rocky Point many times and was always a reliable friend. Viewing will take place at Tucson Subaru, 2901 N Oracle on Saturday from 10 AM to noon, with cremation on Sunday at a location to be announced.
What I’m doing with my life
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Watering trees, mostly. I sort of do slow-mo real estate flipping and the new place had no trees. So now I have a bunch of very demanding trees. Studying Spanish with an eye to moving to Panama or Ecuador someday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I play hurdy-gurdy, button accordion, and hammered dulcimer. I'm really atrocious, practicing to be merely horrible. I love sailing although I'm just at the level of pointing the boat where I want to go, and dealing with whatever the boom wants to do. It's challenging enough to keep me in the moment so I'm not fretting about work or other stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I know how to make nasi goreng.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Slow Death by Rubber Duck is about all the nasty chemicals in everyday objects. Sex Lives of Cannibals is a memoir by a guy who lived on Tarawa in the South Pacific.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee on weekdays and sleeping in on weekends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Moving to Panama. Pinetop, Rocky Point, and Coronas. The similarities between Talmudic discourse, literary deconstructionists, and object-oriented programming purists. Why the guy who's standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona and has 7 woman problems is trying for number 8. Getting an irrigation system installed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
One infamous first date Barbara and I ditched our friends at the Gaslight, leaving them with the bar tab, and drove to Vancouver to see the Vancouver folk festival.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes, in the car, I listen to that guy who tells people to pay off their mortgages and buy mutual funds. I invented the word "isofruitopic", check it out!
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Good kisser and not an arsonist. I'm not allowed to hang out with arsonists anymore.