Currently, chances are I'm either checking you out because you've contacted, or will soon be going on a date with, one of my ladies, or we have a high enough match percentage to make me wonder if I'll think you're attractive. Cool story, I know.
I'm open to meeting people, but I will not be monogamous. There's a man who lives elsewhere, I love every fiber of his being. There are pretty ladies and interesting men. I'm absolutely, completely sapiosexual.
It's me in the photograph. I'm holding a buck knife. Next to me on the bed is my ex boyfriend. He's most likely taller, skinnier, and more endowed than you. It's cool, I'm not a size queen. The fire pit is outside my window. Those two gentlemen are alive today, I did not kill them.