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oleiman

28 M Berkeley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
"I live on Earth at present, and I don't know what I am. I know that I am not a category. I am not a thing—a noun. I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process—an integral function of the universe."
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Here are some nouns with accompanying descriptors anyway: Polyamorous pansexual cis boy. Aspiring pirate. The guy behind the guy behind the guy behind me on the subway. Hacker.

Sometimes I have big silly thoughts and finish them out loud.

I like to dance quite a lot. Probably not much good at it, but I usually leave the floor feeling satisfied with life, the universe, etc. I'm pretty sure that public trance states are the new black.

I'm convinced I'll go blind if I stop wearing sunglasses all the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Smiling quietly about nothing in particular. Living in a sweet co-op in Berkeley with bunch of clever, beautiful, sex-positive weirdos (i.e. the dream). Planning a light installation. Programming. Laughing my fucking ass off.
I’m really good at
Abusing mathematical language to describe concepts that vernacular English is terrible for.

Slipping into a trance while staring at objets d'art, listening to music, dancing, or driving.

Seeing things from your point of view and incorporating it into mine.

Saying the wrong thing at the right time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Illuminatus Trilogy, anything by Philip Dick, Vonnegut, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Razor's Edge, Burroughs, Gysin, Borges, The Invisibles, others

Music: Talking Heads, Grisman, Bach, Devo, Glenn Gould, Chris Thile, Tony Rice, Negativland, David Bromberg, Poldoore, Bowie.

Food: Vietnamese, Thai, Ridiculous Salads, Sushi, Vegetarian, Middle Eastern, Bennies of all sorts, Chicken & Waffles
The six things I could never do without
A reliable bicycle (I like vintage Japanese steel)
Dancing
Coffee
Green vegetables
Magick
Round Squares
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Freedom of Information, sex, how not to be seen, desire, light, gravity, punctuation, love, tribbles, trust, 8 trigrams, powers of two.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully dancing like a maniac or getting misty over something delicious.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm thinking about running away to join the circus. I know an awesome one and this seems like a great option for me right now. I am totally serious about this.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are bright, independent, open minded, and you like unassuming geeks.

You'd like to ride bikes to a beer with a total stranger.

You'd like to take JetPacks to a milk bar with somebody you know from the internet.

You've ever heard of Fraggle Rock or Hagbard Celine.