UPDATE: APRIL 2014
My profile is real. I am real - VERY real. I am not a scammer, prostitute, or a man and the photos are me and recent. I am 5ft7 and 145-ish lbs.
I loathe auto-racing. Nascar/Indy/Forumula1/Whatever. Yes, loathe. It seems many of you need to look up the definition of the word "loathe". Synonyms are abhor, hate, detest, and execrate.
Now that we have that out of the way...
I am looking for friends with like-minds. Eventually looking for that one friend for a long-term relationship that is simple...flows...jives...where there is mutual interest and time to receive and give...in a consistent manner.
I am not in the East Valley area permanently, yet. I'll be there when my current house (in the SouthEast) sells.
UPDATE: estimated time of arrival = mid to late July 2014
That said, if you want to contact me to learn more, considering the above, please do. :) Not an ego trip or playing games, I just feel (again, the current circumstance) it would be best if you contact me if you are interested.
Enough about me. :)
YOU (as in allllll of the below applies to you as far as a lover goes :)
As far as a lover, I am not prepared to be in a relationship with children younger than "teen".
As far as a friend OR a lover, you have a brain and use your brain, NON-smoker, non or light-drinker, non-religious, single, 41 - 52 only, at least 5ft7(barefoot), not racist, not homophobic, no bravado (as in zero), not a fanatic or obsessed with professional/college spectator sports.
As far as the physical, I am pathetically attracted to mid-late 40s MEN with laugh lines/crows feet/wrinkles, "salt&pepper" hair - and facial hair. That said, a lone mustache is not attractive to me. And shaved heads can be nice, too.
No reply unless your profile is complete and you have clear, recent photos.
Please take no reply as a polite "not interested".