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olswitcheroo

35 M District Heights, MD

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
University
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Recently moved from San Francisco after living there for 14 years.
What I’m doing with my life
Bartending. Trying to learn more than the "kitchen spanish" that I know.

Recently I was commissioned to write a script for a short film. It's in the third draft and nearing its final edit. Filming begins in May.

Some of my collages were accepted by a local gallery.

Lots of facetime with friends back in the Bay Area, and connecting friends together despite my absence.

Reading (I like to draw scalding baths and find a piece of fiction with a first-person narrator. While immersed in the liquid heat, I will recite the words off the page. Some of my friends say I have strong reading voice. That may be true depending on who's listening.)
I’m really good at
Collaborating/brain storming art and writing projects.
The first things people usually notice about me
The air that surround my body.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Franny & Zooey, Trickster Makes This World, Survivor, Red Harvest, The Crying of Lot 49, The Poisoner's Handbook, Pretty Monsters, Citrus County, Riven Doggeries, Maakies, Jesus' Son, most published works by Yukio Mishima, Karen Russell, Etgar Keret, Mark Leyner, Dashiell Hammett, Raymond Chandler, William Burroughs, Charles Burn, Nabakov or Fitzgerald... I'm currently and alternately reading The Beautiful and The Damned and Less Than Zero, and I plan to finally nose through Henry Miller's oeuvre

Poets: James Tate, Frank O'Hara, Jennifer L. Knox, Michael Earl Craig, Robert Browning, John Ashbery, Charles Baudelaire, David Berman, William Matthews, Brenda Shaughnessy, Kenneth Koch, Laura Riding, Paul LeGault, Mark Strand, Tomaz Salumun, Auden and Yeats

Artists: Hannah Hoch, Man Ray, Hans Bellmer, Henry Darger, Unica Zürn, Max Ernst, René Magritte, Dorothea Tanning

Film: Punch Drunk Love, Fanny and Alexander, Antichrist, Slacker, La Jetee, Duck Soup, The Fall, Being There, Decasia, Happiness, Happiness of the Katakouris, The Passion of Joan of Arc, Time Bandits, The Big Lebowski, Holy Motors, Blind Beast, Blazing Saddles, Mullholland Drive, Hudson Hawk, Slow Century (Pavement doc), We Jam Econo (Minutemen doc), Masculin/Feminin, Clue, Branded to Kill, The Meaning of Life, The Addams Family, Maya Deren's shorts, all things Buster Keaton or Wes Anderson

TV: Twin Peaks, Doctor Who, Louie, Rick and Morty, Arrested Development, True Detective, Buffy, Twilight Zone...and James Burke's BBC series about Western Humanities

Music: Charles Mingus, Pavement, Sam Cooke, Nick Cave, PJ Harvey, early Miles Davis, Skullflower, Big Black, Gang of Four, St. Vincent, Do Make Say Think, Future Twin, Chelsea Wolfe, Coil, SPK, Whitehouse, CW Stoneking, Molly Drake http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52eMBSRNYxA, Pixies, Joanna Newsom, Young Marble Gods, Nirvana, DA! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4TthBmwJJo, Marianne Faithfull, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Tame Impala, Clinic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxq9MSce0Go, Richard Pinhas, Merzbow, Nina Simone, Marriages, Autechre http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1RrVa_axRY, Melvins, Alfred Schnittke, Arvo Pärt, Frederic Chopin, Disappears, Au Pairs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhI15VCYcqc, Otis Redding, Bonnie 'Prince' Billy, Tearist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjDX6VuY33M, Crystal Castles, Silver Jews, Death Grips, Turing Machine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqNp0IHf9FM, Under Byen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s0BhaQiyTE, Cat Power, Blind Willie McTell, Dirty Beaches, The Jesus Lizard, Linea Aspera http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1JplpqHkPw, Bonjour Tristesse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9HdC04gZPM, November Növelet, Electric Wizard, Aphex Twin/AFX, The Evens, Scout Niblett, Minutemen, Thee Oh Sees, Pram http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmHWuy8FjY0, Django Reinhardt, Ikue Mori, Eyehategod, DOOM, Talking Heads, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Joy Division, Jenny Hval, Kate Bush, William Basinski http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKK0BAZmRjY, Robert Turman, The Microphones, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Smashing Pumpkins, SWANS, Angels of Light, Apogee Sound Club, Smog, Jim O'Rourke

Food: Roasted Brussel Sprouts, Freshly Ground Coffee, Goat Cheese, Cocktails (Gin: Corpse Reviver #2, Rye Whiskey: Sazerac, Scotch: Rob Roy)

And I have a fondness for memento morii, bottled animal specimens, nature exhibits, uncommon campsites, caverns, experimental theatre, hiking beyond the map, diagrammatical charts of superficial anatomy, aquariums, warehouses, cemeteries and abandoned cabins/institutions/industrial sites.
The six things I could never do without
Friends.
A healthy meal.
Ventures into the unknown.
Vinyl.
Sexy naked fun time.
Art of all kinds (books/music/photography/film, et cetera)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Barcelona and all-night writing sessions where the hooch and laughter pour forth with wild abandon.
-How to convince a fennec fox and a serval cat to be my companions.
-Entropy of intellectualism.
-Metaphors for fire.
-Arrangements for photographs if I could ever manage the budget for models, clothes, make-up/hair, location, and lighting equipment.
-Puns
-Song lyrics
-My friends
On a typical Friday night I am
working in my image-making lab (photos/collages/sketching), eyeballing literature, pleasing th' shells o' my ears, or carousing with comrades.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're looking to hang and chat, or even correspond between screens. Simple enough, eh? I'm new to the DC/soMD area, if not to this planet.

Or, if you find this hilarious: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/raymond-carvers-okcupid-profile-edited-by-gordon-lish