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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 8
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Christianity but it’s not important
Working on University
Wants kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Insecure, often but decreasingly so. Damn funny, when comfortable. Intelligent; sometimes too much for my own good. What flavor of intelligence? Quick, curious, critical (often), intellectual (sometimes) and introspective (always). Extroverted, but the complete opposite of outgoing. A tough combination to live with. Interests skew strongly towards nerdy. LOVE to talk about, analyse, and share those interests; can become a geek at the drop of a hat. A person of ever-changing obsessions, will immerse myself in some cultural element (website, book series, tv show, comic books, etc.) and devour it relentlessly, until the next thing catches my interest. Unfailingly polite (often used as social armor when out of my element). Considerate and kind, except with myself. Hilariously unlucky at games of chance. Have no problems with cameras, yet manage to be less well-documented than Bigfoot. Often misunderstood, and unfortunately hate being misunderstood more than almost everything (second only to being patronized). Occasionally, I can be kind of a spelling/grammar despot. And never quite happy with the way I describe myself, which makes me reluctant to contact people here, lest they read this and get the wrong impression.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wresting as many stolen moments of fun and joy from a fairly busy drudgery of work and school. The latter consists of studying to be a counselor for families and/or children. The former usually takes the form of hanging with family and/or friends, often playing games, but just as often watching movies or with no express purpose, just spending time talking, joking around and laughing. Always lots of laughing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making my friends laugh. Even better at making family laugh. Partly a positive correlation with how at ease I feel, but also due to certain family members being consummate "appreciators" (self-described). I'll usually take whatever I get, but my favorite (and incidentally my forté) is the half-surprised, half-startled laugh that comes in response to something particularly absurd.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically? I don't know, that I almost always have a two-three day beard (negotiable)? Or that I wear glasses (not up for debate)?
Otherwise, that I am quiet at first, and sometimes come off as a know-it-all, usually because I'm shy and only pitch in when I'm absolutely sure it's relevant or intelligent. But once I hit my stride I feel quite free to share any ridiculous thought that enters my head.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Faraway lands.
How to stop procrastinating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wasn't able to see the man in the moon till I was, like, 22.
Also I have a bit of a phobia regarding swimming in deep water, due to seeing Jaws at a much-too-young age (yes, even fresh water sometimes).
You should message me if
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You like to laugh.
You can enjoy a feel-good song without irony.
You wear glasses. ...!
You're willing to bet you can tell a better joke than my Nana (harder than it sounds).
You're cool with the fact that I'm close to my family, and we enjoy sharing time together (if that sounds too cheesy, you're probably not for me).
You can sing (bonus points if you can give me karaoke tips; one million points if said tips improve my performance).
You like dogs ( I don't have one but I'm pretty infatuated by my mom's/sisters'/brother's dogs).
You appreciate a guy who isn't afraid to use parenthesis [correctly].