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olympian77

28 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Dec 20, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Unknown
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
To quote my favourite poem:
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.
BOOM, Boom, Boom, Boom.
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.
Boom, Boom, Boom.

Admittedly, this does not tell you very much about me except that I am a Blackadder fan, and thus am clearly a man of impeccable tastes. I also have quite a silly sense of humour and I try to make people laugh at every opportunity.

I am not a penguin, polar bear, and /or a seal
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, i'm filling in a box asking me what i'm doing with my life, then i'll probably be filling in a box asking what i'm good at.
I’m really good at
Not filling in boxes asking what i'm good at. Also telling the future apparently.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd imagine it'd be that I am not in fact an octopus, which is quite fortunate, since I am unlikely to be underwater at the time and thus would die of asphyxiation if I were. That is my assumption at least since no-one ever tells me what they noticed first, and I never think to ask.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You. (yes, you. Not her 5 houses down from you, and not that girl who was all like "yeh, totally" and someone else was all "whatever", but you.)

I am constantly thinking about how to improve this specific section of my profile, it keeps me awake at night worrying whether if it is funny enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing we do every night Pinky!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I :D use :O way :X too :/ many 8) emoticons. :$
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You actually find anything I've said funny (I wouldn't blame you if you didn't, I didn't, I stopped reading after BOOM.)