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29 London, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 20, 2013
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To quote my favourite poem:
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.
BOOM, Boom, Boom, Boom.
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.
Boom, Boom, Boom.

Admittedly, this does not tell you very much about me except that I am a Blackadder fan, and thus am clearly a man of impeccable tastes. I also have quite a silly sense of humour and I try to make people laugh at every opportunity.

I am not a penguin, polar bear, and /or a seal
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, i'm filling in a box asking me what i'm doing with my life, then i'll probably be filling in a box asking what i'm good at.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not filling in boxes asking what i'm good at. Also telling the future apparently.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd imagine it'd be that I am not in fact an octopus, which is quite fortunate, since I am unlikely to be underwater at the time and thus would die of asphyxiation if I were. That is my assumption at least since no-one ever tells me what they noticed first, and I never think to ask.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You. (yes, you. Not her 5 houses down from you, and not that girl who was all like "yeh, totally" and someone else was all "whatever", but you.)

I am constantly thinking about how to improve this specific section of my profile, it keeps me awake at night worrying whether if it is funny enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing we do every night Pinky!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I :D use :O way :X too :/ many 8) emoticons. :$
You should message me if
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You actually find anything I've said funny (I wouldn't blame you if you didn't, I didn't, I stopped reading after BOOM.)