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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:11pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I say how dare you sir! HOW DARE YOU!!!

I say good day Sir! GOOD DAY!!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My bat suit didn't come with Christian Bale voice :(
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You see nothing! Nothing!!

The first things people usually notice about me
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Have thou slain the dragon over yonder? May your days be long and your ale be ever flowing.
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What do I see
on the icy plains
The desolate one
It's my terian
The wind it blows cold
Howling my name
I am the king
The king of this waste
Can't you see this barren land
Lain to waste
Ravaged, scorched, yet frozen
From your neglect
I am the formless one
I came to save
You are the chosen ones
You'll be my slaves
I stand on the glacier
Above it all
Watching them crumble
Watching them crawl
Iced Earth has risen
Nature will fall
Death and destruction
Mark them or fall
Can you feel the madness here
Drawing you all to near
Earth, fire, water and air
Save yourselves from despair
We are together now
Crush the cowards, do it now
End the light, end the one
We have come to save
The young ones
So on and on
The story goes
Destroying yourselves
The pain it shows
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music- meh family- meh car- Meh Music- Meh America fuck ya- meh Internet's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world is a vampire sent to drain
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
World of ninjas and men.. Never underestimate the nine gates of liver damage. It's a real thing!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Easy come, easy go. Little high, little low.
You should message me if
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Because I said so?