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38 M Saint Louis, MO

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Yesterday – 7:09pm
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Wants kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), German (Poorly), Italian (Okay), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Let's make this interesting- I'll provide five sets of lyrics- you choose the one that you hope best describes me:

1) Mmmmm, you can find me/In St. Louis rollin on dubs/
Smokin on dubs in clubs/Blowin up like cocoa puffs/Sippin Bud, gettin perved/And gettin dubbed/Daps and hugs/mean mugs and shoulder shrugs

2) There's a stranger in my bed/There's a pounding in my head/Glitter all over the room/Pink flamingos in the pool/I smell like a minibar/DJ's passed out in the yard/Barbie's on the barbecue/Is this a hickey or a bruise

3) I could lift you up/I could show you what you wanna see/And take you where you wanna be/You could be my luck/Even if the sky is falling down/I know that we'll be safe and sound

4) I used to rule the world/Seas would rise when I gave the word/Now in the morning I sleep alone/Sweep the streets I used to own

5) Going through public housing systems, victim of Munchhausen's Syndrome/My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't/'Til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach/Doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me Ma?

I'm a compassionate person, an adventurer, a polyglot, a St. Louis native, an educator, a reader, a doer, a try-anything-oncer, a quick-to-trust confidante, a helpless star-gazing romantic, a level-headed, creative guy with a penchant for good quotes. So with that in mind, and to keep you guessing, I completely subscribe to three of the following four quotes:

1) "The most wasted of all days is one without laughter." E.E. Cummings
2) "Then love knew it was called love.
And when I lifted my eyes to your name,
suddenly your heart showed me my way." Pablo Neruda
3) "Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense." E.E. Cummings
4) "O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy" -John Lillison

If you've got the stamina to continue on reading after all of that, well, we might just be perfect for each other. Of course, that's what Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn thought, too.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am an elementary school teacher at a private school in the county which, in my opinion, is quite possibly the very best job in the entire world. I love my kids, my classroom, my colleagues, and Oxford commas. It's great to be able to travel over the summer, and the salary isn't as bad as everyone fears. I also coach high school sports during the winter and spring, so I'm around 9-18 year-olds nearly everyday. I'm very happy with my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-taking apart a Land Rover with only a ratchet set and screwdriver
-making eggs benedict and Thai food (not at the same time, though)
-looking at something in a magazine and thinking, "I can make that!"
-ignoring requests to send large amounts of money to Nigerians that I don't know
-being an awesome uncle to twins
-brushing my teeth
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Friends say that I put people at ease when I meet them- I'm not threatening, or shy, or overly enthusiastic, or standoffish- I'm just approachable me. I always travel by elephant, so people tend to notice that, too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Town Like Alice and On the Beach (Nevil Shute)
Travels (Michael Crichton)
Me Talk Pretty One Day (David Sedaris)
Adrift:76 Days Lost at Sea (Steven Callahan)
Paul Theroux...and I know I'm forgetting a billion others I enjoy. I'm a reader.

Movies: comedies, documentaries, dramas, independent films- the whole gamut. My favorite movies are Cast Away, Waking Ned Devine, and The Truman Show

Music: I'm not keen on Death Metal (or anything metal-related, really) but everything else is on shuffle

Food: anything and everything. I love sushi as much as I love fried chicken, and red meat as much as a spinach and quinoa salad; moderation and variety are AWESOME.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Belief that everything has a God-designed reason
2) my brother (and my niece and nephew, come to think of it)
3) my internal organs (well...most of them: don't celebrate too much, appendix and tonsils, I'm talking to you)
4) frequent trips to an ocean- which is why, of course, I live 600 miles from the nearest one. Um, what?
5) genuine laughter (the whole stomach-clutching, tears rolling down your face, "stop, stop, you're going to make me have an accident" laughter)
6) commas, apparently
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
humanity, the plight of others, and how there will never be enough time to get to know every place in the world
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
bowling on a faculty bowling league- it is much more fun than I thought it would be when I signed up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still think the sound inside a seashell is the roar of the ocean, trapped
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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you've got a pretty good idea of what quotes/lyrics describe me and you've got a twinkle in your eye or funny feeling in your stomach right now.