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34 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:43pm
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly), C++

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My self-summary
Limited edition, Canadian made, male Torontonian. Partially used original Dyson comes packed with features including creativity, ingenuity and is loaded with charm, wit, and beguilement.

I would like to believe that I am a thoughtful person, with good sense, a warm heart, and lots to share. Great at being a bad influence, buttering people up with flattery and being artfully mischievous. I am usually up for trying anything once, or several times for good measure. I'm progressive, forward thinking and loaded with strong opinions. Oh and the October issue of Toronto life has me listed (by name) under the 50 crazy good things you must eat and drink.

This site can be overwhelming and underwhelming, my hunt for finding someone to lavish in affection turned into a long stream of casual encounters. It was fun but not what I was after, now I am a bit disenchanted.
Listen while you read
What I’m doing with my life
I collect experience and skills and try to turn the knowledge earned into a tool to challenge opinions and make the world I live in better. And I can say that with a straight face after having spent 8 hours watching teevee and playing with my awesome cats.

Too eeek out a humble living I sell and market Canadian wild foraged foods with my small family company Forbes Wild Foods, (this is great mix of passion, sacrifice and hope and sacrifice again) So lots of my time is spent researching indigenous foods, how to use them, what they pair with and how to sell them. I am also involved in a web series about foraging My background is in print design and marketing. With marketing being a big passion of mine, I get to be in a playground of opportunity, commercializing foods few people know the slightest thing about.

I have worked as a model, actor, barista and server, for magazine start ups and award winning websites, seen wild success and catastrophic failures. From the food industry to film, entertainment and retail and from babysitting to boards of directors, my path is a forked road that is never shy of opportunity and often moving towards better and more interesting places. But not always!
I’m really good at
Being awesome, or pretending I am so convincingly that you would never know my secret plan.
Putting the toilet seat down.
Cooking for people and preparing most anything without a recipe.
Sharing a bottle of wine over dinner.
Chopping wood and building fires.
Not taking myself seriously.
Eating things made primarily of butter.
Foraging for wild foods in the bush. Bring on the apocalypse!!!!!
Baking cakes, cookies, or bagels and pies.
Dancing, I don’t dance enough any more.
Pursuing hedonism deep deep into the night.
Biking, and doing little stunts on little kid bikes to show off how astoundingly cool I am.
Ruining loaded questions with the wrong answers.
Being a filthy, dirty boy.
Always having an answer, regardless if I know what I'm talking about or not.
Standard transmission, parallel parking and signalling.
Being a bad influence.
Making lists of stuff I'm good at, then editing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Things and stuff like the pantless photo of me looking like I am some hardend gang leader posing by my neighbours souped up Honda civic. Pantless... sorry, I meant shirtless.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like media... Just because I don't have something referenced, does not mean I do not appreciate it. I like good media, If I don't know your favourite band or movie, then that just means you have something to share with me.

Books: Mainly non-fiction (social studies, science, marketing, design, typography, art, advertising) and some crime fiction. Got a large collection of graphic novels, and books about art and design. Oh then my vast and ever growing burden of cook books spilling out of every nook and cranny, I probably have enough cookbooks to build a kitchen with. - Haruki Murakami, Jasper Fforde, Malcolm Gladwel, Richard Dawkin, Jared Diamond, Carl Hiaasen, Laura Penny, Katherine Dunn, Mark Haddon, Ernest Cline. Just finished Little Brother and Homeland by Cory Doctorow and have recently taken a liking to using my tablet as an ebook. Infinite Jest and Windup Girl here I come. - On book 6 of Jasper Fforde's Thursday Next Series -

Blogs and Radio: Boing Boing, Laughing Squid, Not Cot, Good, Life Hacker, Nordic Food Lab - listen to CBC radio 1 every day for much of the day, Quirks and Quarks, Spark, and Under the Influence are my favorite shows.

Movies and TV: Dystopian scifi, documentaries, dramas and thrillers. I tend to stay away from reality TV, cop shows and low brow comedies. I am totally a giant geek, I consume perhaps too much media and love it, so some current shows would include Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Almost Human, Suits, Young Doctors Notebook, Archer, True Detective, Helix, Defiance, Arctic Air, Daily Show, Top Chef, Parts Unknown, Archer, Mad Men, The Americans, The Newsroom, Parks and Rec. Oh and the web series that I am in is pretty awesome!!

Music: Deep house, Motown, Soul, Funk, Hard Rock, Bossanova, Classic Rock, Industrial, Golden Oldies, stuff that was cool in the 70's, 80's and 90`s, Disco, Retro, Rock, Grunge, and a whole lot more. One of my computers has something like 119 days of consecutive music on it so... where to even start. Lately I have been listening to Maceo Plex, Escort, Fleetwood Mac, Todd Terje, Motor City Drum Ensemble, Nicolas Jaar, Orbital, Beatnuts, Gangstarr, Blackstar, Dimitri from Paris, Ian Pooley, Frank Oceans, EPMD, Missy Elliot, U2, Fiest, The Lovebirds and Korean girls playing covers of hipster songs on the ukulele . Every so often there is a strong need to play some Kate Bush, KMFDM, Little Dragon, Otis, Blackbox, Kingstonians or old Pearl Jam.

Food: Dairy, cereal, fresh bread, organic meats, sweet stuff. (you are what you eat eh?) Shellfish is just about the only thing I can’t eat. I love my latte machine, my deep fryer doesn't get used often enough. I cook a lot, seldom if ever use recipes any more. Knowing food and cooking is really imperative to my job and something I enjoy nerding out on. Spring and summer means lots of slow cooked bbq, fancy salads and spicy food. Best thing about food is cooking a special meal for a special someone and watching them enjoy it. Maybe you should have me cook for you? That sounds like a good date.

There are lots of adorable vegans out there. I am not one of you and have no interest in pandering to your diet. Sorry =).

Youtube links for the bored and or curious
Deep house link 1
Deep house link 2
Soul link 1
Youtube link 4
Youtube link 5
Activism link 1
The six things I could never do without
- Cutting rug - Hip shaking, booty bouncing, sweaty, electric boogaloo.
- Family, friends and my furry ones - Fufanu and Ceilidh, two amazingly cute awesome cats.
- Green spaces - As in forests, not so much parking lots painted chartreuse.
- Persuasive things - Such as advertising, art, typography, and design.
- Dairy - Cheese and milk are the best things ever. Seriously!
- Curiosity - Not the rover, but a thirst to know more.
- Bikes
- Counting

At the end of the day, when the zombies come, I doubt there will be many material items I am attached too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When will I brake down and buy a 3D printer,duck press,letterpress and an essencier.
The evils of privatization.
Why all my friends are queer women and almost non are straight dudes who would make good wingmen.
Immersive and interactive design and experiential art..
Font selection for when Din, Garamond, Helvetica and Bell MT don't quite cut it.
Architecture - Eastern Bloc, Modern, Arts and craft, and more.
LGBT issues & Feminism.
The blend between arts, science and technology.
Eating my next lemon curd stuffed croissant also why more people ask me about this then any other thing.
Hair brained schemes, business ideas and creative social innovations.
Starting a print magazine about arts and local business.
Canning, pickling and preserving.
How long can I make this profile before people think I am crazy.
Motivations, pressure, seductions, persuasions, and the many things about the lives we have, that make people do the things they do.
And sex, perhaps as much as the rest combined.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fridays begin with the best of intentions, then I get home have a nap and well. I do not party nearly as much as I used to and I am often content doing something simple, low key. More and more I am just taking it easy at home with my best friend the interwebz, a book or what ever artistic flight of fancy I am entertaining as a hobby at that given moment.

Though often enough I find myself having drinks with friends and staying out all night with reckless abandon, then trying to figure out why it's 8am Saturday morning and I still haven't found my bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The playground of emasculation that is a social life inundated with lesbians and queer girls has rendered me unlikely to make any moves if I am not sure there is some degree of chemistry. Don't worry I still have all the same dirty, lewd and suggestive thoughts as the next douche bag.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are awesome.