Hi. I'm Richard. You can call me rich. Unfortunately I'm not rich but I believe that will come with time. I'm a very care-free low altitude kind of dude. A little nihilistic here and there. I'm all about having a good time, laughing and enjoying life in general. I'm very anti drama. Not into arguing (into debating) or getting riled up over petty things. I have a pretty good humor and can get overly sarcastic at times but I'm working on it.

School, school and more school. I'll finally finish one day. Some day. But I do have plans for substantial income should my degree continue to escape me. Don't worry it's legal. In some states heh.

Out of the twenty odd years Ive been on this earth, Ive played it pretty safe. Now that mid life crisis is a couple months away I wanna LIVE. Im ready to travel, sky dive, join the mile high club, commit some crimes and have my own Thelma & Louise ending. BUCKET LIST.

Procrastination. Air guitaring. Flexing my chestices to the beat of eye of the tiger. Hosting interventions. Finding humor in situations where it's morally wrong. Solving mysteries. Teaching senior citizens how to dougie.

me peg leg n me glass eye don't let me catch ye starin'

Everything written by palahniuk.
Everything directed by Scorsese, Fincher & the Coen brothers , monsters ball, aliens, Indiana jones, honey I shrunk the kids, who framed Roger rabbit, coming to America, paid in full, kick ass, american beauty
Most songs by aerosmith, Alicia keys, avril, afi, audioslave, alanis, marley, Matt & Kim, Aaliyah, winehouse, a tribe called quest, avant, Ashanti, Aretha, blink, Bon jovi, beyonce, black eyes peas, b.I.g, fall out boy, beastie boys, Chris brown, Billy Joel, Springsteen, bone thugs, beach boys, third eye blind, banks, boyz 2 men, badu, busta, Braxton, Daniel & Natasha bedingfield, Billy idol, brandy, coldplay, creed, fitty, Mariah, clarkson, taio, Miley, cube, Celine, Phil Collins, wu-tang, common, Ciara, destinys child, ll, Ray Charles, Cher, Camron, drake, daft punk, dre, deftones, green day, snoop, no doubt, dream, Donell jones, dru hill, de la soul, devaughn, mobb deep, eminem, Elton, Missy, faith, eazy e, public enemy, rakim, elephant man, foo fighters, Lupe, pink Floyd, fabolous, fantasia, Kirk Franklin, furtado, fat Joe, fugees, fatboy slim, gorillaz, guns n roses, gaga, game, ginuwine, marvine Gaye, genesis, ok go, heather headley, ace hood, Cassidy, jay-z, Michael & Janet Jackson, pearl jam, timberlake, Jaheim, Joe, juvenile, ja rule, jodeci, jadakiss, juelz, kanye, kings of Leon, r.Kelly, linkin park, lil' Wayne, womack, lil' scrappy, Madonna, musiq, Maxwell, Ingrid michaelson,
Anything fried and anything not low fat, anything with tuna.
Tv: sopranos, the wire, lost, Dexter, weeds, big brother, saved by the bell, Hung, the game, in treatment, boondocks, the office (us & BBC), silent library, east bound & down, always sunny, How I met your mother, family sitcoms from the 80's/90's, etc.

My iPhone
Justin bieber
kfc double downs
colostomy bag
crime
back massages

Why do my headphones get super tangled in my pocket? Why I have a hard time gaining weight. I hope I don't die with money in my account. Animals with human ailments (cat with lung cancer; dog with kidney failure; bird with aids) Am I the only person alive not on facebook? Why do some females choose an unflattering pic? Do you get that much attention?or Do you believe your prince charming doesn't care? He will focus on whats most important like your income. what does she think when someone visits but doesn't leave a message? REPLIES VERY SELECTIVELY. And people 'seeing someone' that continue to upload pics...hamster with osteoporosis

usually coke & hookers but this semester I'll be in class

I watch soaps. Well really only one in particular. Its not my fault though, I grew up in a house of woman. Plus you wouldn't believe who's in a coma after that car accident...

If you don't have any pics (mmm surprises) if you don't have baggage, if you like going out, but rather stay in, catch a movie on cable/netflix or rather flaunt your rock band skills. If you can give a mean massage, you're open to meeting new people.