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_lovertits_

29 F Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My whole entire life is expressed in every song written by Steven Patrick Morrissey. Im sarcastic and witty and often times called "cold". I think most people mistake my indifference for snark. To quote Jonathan Ames, "(she)said I was self absorbed and emotionally unavailable" pretty much is me.

I have a son who is transitioning into a rather charming young man, who sometimes seems to be way more self aware and rational than me at times. He is my world and everything in my life revolves around him. He loves comic books and Star Wars, which are two things that I know little to nothing about. So it leaves me flabbergasted when he asks me questions about Mace Windu or Lex Luthor.

Im just looking for someone to share some laughs and conversations with. Someone who loves tacos and BBQ, horribly crappy beer, horribly crappy horror movies (Troma or Troll 2). I am kind of a domesticated housewife at heart. I have a fresh herb garden and I love cooking/baking.

I'm not looking for a hook up. I'm not looking for my soul mate. Im over that life. So if you are looking for casual sex, move along. If you want a girl who will watch sports, drink beer and make you breakfast keep reading.
What I’m doing with my life
Enriching my mind with books (try and read at least a few books a month), and training my body to run long distances. I try and do about 4 miles 3-5 times a week. The joys of working by George Bush Park.

I got a real job, where I bother people for a living. Im apparently really good at this.
I’m really good at
Being a blowhard. Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
The first things people usually notice about me
They say that I look like Gargamel. Well, I do have a cat best friend and just want to kill Smurfs, so its pretty accurate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, The Rules of Attraction, Invisible Monsters, Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, The Bell Jar, The Glass Menagerie, Flowers in The Attic, Oscar Wilde, books about Urban Legends (I have read or own most of them), books about surrealist art, Charles Bukowski (I am almost certain I can recite the whole poem "Working Out"), books about pop culture (movies/TV/reference).

Movies: American Psycho, City of God, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Mean Girls, Requiem For A Dream, Donnie Darko, Nightmare Before Christmas, Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Wet Hot American Summer, Last American Virgin, I Spit On Your Grave, A Clockwork Orange, Secretary, The Waterboy, Saw, Pulp Fiction, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Pi, The Pianist, Life Is Beautiful, Party Monster, Monsters Inc, Grease, West Side Story, Romeo & Juliet, Fight Club, Seven, The Others, Signs, The Sixth Sense, Sin City, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty In Pink, The Rules Of Attraction, Pan's Labyrinth, Sleepaway Camp, Killer Nerd, Red Neck Zombies, Little Miss Sunshine, 24 Hour Party People, Troma.

Shows: Seinfeld, The Flight of The Concords, Bored To Death, Stella, Reno 911, American Dad, Are You Afraid of The Dark (own it on DVD), Lost, The Walking Dead, Arrested Development, Adventure Time, The Golden Girls, 30 Rock, Its Alway Sunny in Philadelphia, How I Met Your Mother.

Music: The Smiths, Le Tigre, Bikini Kill, Interpol, Portishead, of Montreal, MGMT, The Modern Lovers, Kanye West, Morrissey, The Cure, Joy Division, The Blood Brothers, M.I.A., Thursday, Depeche Mode, Grizzly Bear, Cursive, New Order, Dance Hall Crashers, Deftones, Glassjaw , The Postal Service, Ladytron, Peaches, The Pixies, Dinosaur Jr, anything 80's power ballads, 90's alt rock, The Buzzcocks,Santigold, Amanda Blank, Sleigh Bells, Lykke Li, anything that I can dance to.

Food: I consider myself to have slight foodie tendencies. I love exploring new cuisine. From high end to food trucks to BBQ joints. I also love weird food combos, like beef jerky chocolate. It exists.
The six things I could never do without
My son.
My phone.
My coffee maker.
My kitchen.
Music.
Wine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics. I wouldnt say I am a political nerd, but I do keep up with current events. I lean more towards liberal, and sex positive feminism, so my views are a little more radical than most. While I do enjoy talking with like minded people, healthy debate never hurts. I feel like passion on either side is a good thing, indifference will be the end of us all.
On a typical Friday night I am
making plans then breaking them because realistically I just want to stay home and veg out with some bridge mix, a beer and Flight of The Conchords.

I feel like online dating is somewhere between meeting at a bar and going to a glory hole.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to weigh over 200lbs. It's shaped who I am, and I still respect all body types. I worked hard to lose my weight, but I dont tolerate body shaming.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Like cats and being awesome. And eating treats and going to museums. Or if your idea of a great date is, walking around laughing at people, drinking coffee and discussing art* and politics and why no one seems to enjoy foreign films. Or you would steal a marble rye from an old lady and hate puffy shirts. Or you want to go running I can be found running everyday at 6 PM.

Dear Unicorn Hunters,

I appreciate your offers. I love women and men but I don't threesome with couples. I usually only do one on one play, or two of the same sex. I wish you all luck!

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