It's really hard to "get" me. I'm a strange breed that luckily due to my random assortment of friends I don't fit one type. I'm the type of person who can go on long rants about women's rights and debate with you why I am for gun control. But then I can also drink and beer watch football and go fishing. I've found no one person really caters to my personality because it's so fluid. But you can try. And I'm pretty sure I can have one thing in common with everyone.
I have a son who is transitioning into a rather charming young man, who sometimes seems to be way more self aware and rational than me at times. He is my world and everything in my life revolves around him. He loves comic books and Star Wars, which are two things that I know little to nothing about. So it leaves me flabbergasted when he asks me questions about Mace Windu or Lex Luthor.
Im just looking for someone to share some laughs and conversations with. Someone who loves tacos and BBQ, horribly crappy beer, horribly crappy horror movies (Troma or Troll 2). I am kind of a domesticated housewife at heart. I have a fresh herb garden and I love cooking/baking.
I got a real job, where I bother people for a living. Im apparently really good at this.
Movies: American Psycho, City of God, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Mean Girls, Requiem For A Dream, Donnie Darko, Nightmare Before Christmas, Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Wet Hot American Summer, Last American Virgin, I Spit On Your Grave, A Clockwork Orange, Secretary, The Waterboy, Saw, Pulp Fiction, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Pi, The Pianist, Life Is Beautiful, Party Monster, Monsters Inc, Grease, West Side Story, Romeo & Juliet, Fight Club, Seven, The Others, Signs, The Sixth Sense, Sin City, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty In Pink, The Rules Of Attraction, Pan's Labyrinth, Sleepaway Camp, Killer Nerd, Red Neck Zombies, Little Miss Sunshine, 24 Hour Party People, Troma.
Shows: Seinfeld, The Flight of The Concords, Bored To Death, Stella, Reno 911, American Dad, Are You Afraid of The Dark (own it on DVD), Lost, The Walking Dead, Arrested Development, Adventure Time, The Golden Girls, 30 Rock, Its Alway Sunny in Philadelphia, How I Met Your Mother.
Music: The Smiths, Le Tigre, Bikini Kill, Interpol, Portishead, of Montreal, MGMT, The Modern Lovers, Kanye West, Morrissey, The Cure, Joy Division, The Blood Brothers, M.I.A., Thursday, Depeche Mode, Grizzly Bear, Cursive, New Order, Dance Hall Crashers, Deftones, Glassjaw , The Postal Service, Ladytron, Peaches, The Pixies, Dinosaur Jr, Gang of Four, UGK, anything 80's power ballads, 90's alt rock, The Buzzcocks,Santigold, Amanda Blank, Sleigh Bells, Lykke Li, anything that I can dance to.
Food: I consider myself to have slight foodie tendencies. I love exploring new cuisine. From high end to food trucks to BBQ joints. I also love weird food combos, like beef jerky chocolate. It exists.
My coffee maker.
I feel like online dating is somewhere between meeting at a bar and going to a glory hole.
Actually in Houston, sorry.