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omg-wtf

47 M Maroubra, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 33–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Latin (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't know what to put here - how does one sum up their life in 300 words? Okay, here goes. I am an ancient history buff, especially that of the Greeks and Romans. I try most anything if I am in the mood. I can see the (often black) humour in almost anything, maybe even inappropriately.
I have experienced a hell of a lot, and in some ways seen too much, for one person, a lot of which I try not to remember, but most I look back on fondly.

I am probably best described as something of an enigma. I may be a little selfish in some of my ways, yet very generous in others. I don't suffer fools, but still tolerate foolishness. I abhor base ignorance, and am none too fond of such things as bad mathematics, poor spelling and atrocious grammar (I am something of a writer), even though I failed English in the HSC! I did that on purpose - fun story.

I used to like the cricket but am not at all impressed with the results of recent times, especially under Ponting's captaincy. I enjoy playing several of the various games of poker, probably because I tend to win a lot more often than I lose. Cannot live without chocolate. I enjoy a good red wine (ie: wine that *I* like, not what some toff tells me I should drink). If you've read this far then you probably deserve a drink. A good meal, a decent movie, great company and conversation, what else would one need!

Is that enough? I could prattle on for hours . . . or at least type a lot more electronic representations of letters.

I am inquisitive - with a thirst for knowledge and inspiration, sensitive, and positive (mostly - there are the occasional and expected low moments).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pretty much exactly what I want to! Although I could use more money to do some of the extra stuff more often. I wonder if Bill Gates wants to adopt me? Or at least pay me off to stop asking him all the time?

I have have been lucky enough to have travelled the world several times. More than ten laps of the globe so far, more than 45 countries (mostly in and around Europe), five continents (yet to do South America). There is so much more to do, and I want to keep going back again and again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking photos of lightning (when I could be bothered getting rained on), sunrises and sunsets, and other scapes (when I travel to places like Turkey, etc.).

Ancient Greek and Roman coins and artefacts and their history.

Accumulating crap I probably don't need.

Spotting a bargain, or at least haggling to make it so.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People say my eyes, I'm not really convinced.
Perhaps my restrained extroversion.
I'm just talking crap now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A) Colleen McCullough's Roman series was great. I do a lot of reference and research reading (and writing), so social reading is an infrequent luxury.

(B) Anything with Robin Williams, Billy Connolly, Robert Downey Jnr., Gene Hackman, Jean Reno, Rachel Weisz. Great Comedies, good dramas, and the occasional chick-flick. Not into many of the popular box-office hits (eg: Titanic, etc.), but don't mind anything up to art-house, though not really into some of the more extreme and 'wierd' art-house stuff.

(C) Just about anything except hip-hop, rap, and other similar variations of "noise" (cacophony).

(D) Not really into the ever-ubiquitous Thai, but like a good Nepalese, Turkish, Greek, Chinese, or north-western Asian style of food. Italian is always nice, and there's nothing wrong with a good steak (with mushroom sauce) or a good roast chook at anytime. I cannot tolerate frozen chips and, equally, there is almost nothing better than properly cooked *fresh* chips (I know a good place at Bondi, and now another place in Coogee [edit: not any more, the Coogee establishment went to frozen, damn them!]).

I am a flavour junkie! Not exactly a gourmand, and I don't mean anything that is necessarily exotic or outrageous, simply 'what I like'.

This barely scratches the surface!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
the yearning for learning;
my Dad - my best mate;
conversations with interesting people;
friends at home and in faraway lands;
the thought/hope that Karma will happen (some people just need a good smack in the head - esp. those who drive whilst using their mobile phones);
intimate moments and pure connections.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinkers! People who think - or, alternatively, the great many people who quite obviously do not think (eg: many drivers on Sydney roads, especially the ones who drive whilst using their mobile phones - I hope you that when you ultimately kill yourselves with your incredibly dangerous and ignorant actions that no-one else gets hurt or otherwise caught up in your stupidity).

I like to think about how to make things better.

I once spent the whole of a long-weekend (many years ago) contemplating the depth of human depravity. It was a long, lost and very deep few days. It is amazing where the mind will lead you if you let it. Maybe that was too much of a confession.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever tickles my fancy. Often writing or editing an article that I am preparing, sometimes at the pub having a quiet (or not-so-quiet!) beverage, occasionally playing poker with friends, usually something unconventional and less than typical to the norm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
To paraphrase the sixth sense: "I see dumb people!"
You should message me if
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You want to take a chance.
Either you do or you don't, it is up to you!
Coffee? Wine? Beer? Movie? Walk in the park?