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omghaidare
27 / M / straight / Single
Chico, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Hispanic / Latin, White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- Fit
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and very serious about it
- Sign
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- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English, C++ (Okay), Tagalog (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am awesome, a robot, and remotely controlled.
My Self-Summary
I'm pretty sure i'm a robot although i haven't yet to prove it. I
do not age and don't remember having a childhood. I think i came
into being a few years ago but my timeline is a bit hazy.
Everything that makes a robot cool i'm lacking in some kind of fucked up prank my creator is playing on me. I don't have an advanced computing network but rather a normal feeble human brain. I do, however have servos in my elbows and fingers that allow me to play some awesome Wii Tennis games.
I'm not sure what my mission is yet or if i'm supposed to have a mission. I'm not even sure if it's possible that i can die, i could very well be immortal. Eating is something ritualistic, i mostly do it to blend in with the rest of you breeders. I've also developed a very adverse taste for peanut butter. I'm mostly powered off of baby tears and rainbows. I suppose i'm a robot with an extensional crisis.
Everything that makes a robot cool i'm lacking in some kind of fucked up prank my creator is playing on me. I don't have an advanced computing network but rather a normal feeble human brain. I do, however have servos in my elbows and fingers that allow me to play some awesome Wii Tennis games.
I'm not sure what my mission is yet or if i'm supposed to have a mission. I'm not even sure if it's possible that i can die, i could very well be immortal. Eating is something ritualistic, i mostly do it to blend in with the rest of you breeders. I've also developed a very adverse taste for peanut butter. I'm mostly powered off of baby tears and rainbows. I suppose i'm a robot with an extensional crisis.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying electrical engineering at Chico State. I got out of the
Air Force a short time ago and i've been moving around ever since.
The longest i've lived anywhere since i was 18 is Okinawa,
strange..
I’m really good at
High fives, finding things on google, doing integrals, subjugating
women, being honest, being verbally abusive, compulsive lying.
The first things people usually notice about me
superhuman strength, unabashed handsomeness
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
NPR - science friday, radiolab
BLAGS - Bad Astronomy, slashdot, boing boing
BOOKS - Kurt Vonnegut (anything), Wheel of Time series, Enders Game series
BLAGS - Bad Astronomy, slashdot, boing boing
BOOKS - Kurt Vonnegut (anything), Wheel of Time series, Enders Game series
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Science, Astronomy, Carl Sagan,
electricity, evolution, what to eat for lunch. How cool it would be
to have a scar going down my face. If i had this awesome gift i
would go rogue and move to the Philippines to pursue a life of
fishing and cage fighting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shooting heroin into my eyes, getting into knife fights, punching
babies. Trolling the mean streets of Chico looking for strippers
and cocaine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
All religions are fairy tales. Everyone poops and everyone dies.
You should message me if
You're down with only the most filthy of humor. You don't have
kids. And, um.. that you're pretty sure that you're awesome.
