Hi! I'm Rachel! I love robots, exclamation points, and cats. I also love comedy podcasts, blueberry pancakes, laughing, potlucks, afternoon dance parties, cinnamon toast crunch, and getting packages in the mail. I love a lot of things! I live in Hampden, I love my neighborhood and my house. I might be retardedly optimistic. I think I'm pretty awesome. I have the cutest kitty ever, I'm obsessed with her. She is magic! I'm probably the most patient and positive person you will ever meet.

Tying my shoes. No really. I'm a pro. I'm also good at getting my cat out from behind the washing machine when she gets stuck back there. It's an activity that takes over an hour, a dish towel and tuna water. Fun! :/

I'm a bit of a shorty.

I often get asked what grade I'm in or if I'm going off to college in the fall. :/ I guess that means they notice that I look to be about 18. That gets kinda awkward.

Books: I love the Sookie Stackhouse series and Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series. I love Neil Gaimen, Stardust is my favorite, I'm in the middle of American Gods right now. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I love Anthony Bourdain, David Sedaris, and Chelsea Handler. I listen to a ton of audiobooks.

Movies: Moon, Wet Hot American Summer, Empire Records, Amelie, Elf, Sleepwalk with Me, Safety Not Guaranteed, Take This Waltz, Damsels in Distress, Kevin Smith everything(Mallrats is number 1), ... The Science of Sleep, Stranger Than Fiction, Shaun of the Dead, Attack The Block, Serenity, Brick

TV: Parks and Recreation (I love Ron Swanson!), The Office, Community, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny, Archer, The League, Wilfred, Battlestar Galactica, Girls, Glee, Doctor Who, New Girl, The Mindy Project, How I Met Your Mother, Seinfeld, Firefly, Arrested Development, Party Down, the state, Joss Whedon everything!, Dollhouse, Veronica Mars, Buffy, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog (Felicia Day! <3, yes I realize this is Whedon),

Music: the Decemberists, Mike Doughty, They Might Be Giants, Jonathan Coulton, Garfunkel and Oates, Regina Spektor, Postal Service, Soul Coughing, Jenny Owen Youngs, Fountains of Wayne, Death Cab for Cutie, Rilo Kiley, Ani Difranco, Matt and Kim, Phoenix, Ben Folds, Weezer, The Blow, Bon Iver, Florence + the Machine, Leila Broussard, Common Rotation, the bird and the bee, Robyn, Motion City Soundtrack, He's My Brother, She's My Sister...

Podcasts: You Made It Weird, Pop My Culture, Professor Blastoff, Nerdist, The JV Club, Savage Love (I love Dan Savage) Who Charted?, Doug Loves Movies (I especially love when he has Pete Holmes and/or TJ Miller on.), My Brother My Brother And Me, Sex Nerd Sandra, Cashing in... With TJ Miller, Jordan Jessie Go!, How Did This Get Made?, Dining with Doug and Karen, Girl on Guy, Harmontown, The Indoor Kids, Making it with Riki Lindhome, Mike and Tom Eat Snacks!, You Look Nice Today., Life On The Swingset, Pedestrian Polyamory, Poly Weekly, Penns Sunday School, Totally Laime!, Totally Married (though... I'm kinda sick of Elizabeth :/), I love the Nerdist, Earwolf, Maximum Fun and smodcast networks.

Comedians: Kumail Nanjiani, Pete Holmes, Aisha Tyler, Maria Bamford, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Michael Ian Black, TJ Miller, Michael Showalter, Tom Lennon, Chris Hardwick, Zach Galifianakis, Mike Birbiglia, Jason Mantzoukas, Brian Posehn ... Etc there are many more. I'm most frequently listening to comedy albums on spotify or comedy podcasts.

Food: Sushi, Ethiopian, Middle Eastern, Thai, Vietnamese, Greek. Coconut water! Challah, cereal, dark chocolate, Blueberries, hummus. I make awesome hummus. raspberries, mango, pineapple, olives, soba noodles, Tofu, saltines, brownies, vegan carrot cake, kale smoothies, tortilla chips and salsa, soy cheese pizza, pancakes... I don't eat meat. I eat fish sometimes. And I eat eggs. I stopped eating meat (beef, chicken, Turkey, pig) when I was 9.

-Mochi cat <3
-My Apple products: iPhone, iPad, MacBook.
-Awesome things to listen to: Music, podcasts, audiobooks.
-My awesome family and friends <3
-Snuggles and cuddles
-Sex
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Kittens. Sweet adorable fluffy kittens.

Doing something fun.
Hanging out with friends.
Hanging out with the Mochi cat.
At a comedy show.

I have really horrible vision. Like. Horrible. For realsies.

You want to! :)

You enjoy shenanigans, hijinks, antics, and tomfoolery.

You know how to spell.

You are a fellow kinkster. ;)

You want to bake me chocolate chip cookies. Or any kind really.

I dig beardos.

You know how to play the ukulele and want to teach me how to play.

You want to get Ethiopian food sometime.