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30 • Baltimore, MD • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 26–42
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Online now!
- 5′ 0″ (1.52m)
- Body Type
- Mostly vegetarian
- Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Has dogs and has cats
I often get asked what grade I'm in or if I'm going off to college in the fall. :/ I guess that means they notice that I look to be about 18. That gets kinda awkward.
Movies: Moon, Wet Hot American Summer, Empire Records, Amelie, Elf, Sleepwalk with Me, Safety Not Guaranteed, Take This Waltz, Damsels in Distress, Kevin Smith everything(Mallrats is number 1), ... The Science of Sleep, Stranger Than Fiction, Shaun of the Dead, Attack The Block, Serenity, Brick
TV: Parks and Recreation (I love Ron Swanson!), The Office, Bob's Burgers, Fringe, @midnight, Community, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny, Archer, The 100, Nashville, The League, Wilfred, Battlestar Galactica, Girls, Glee, Doctor Who, New Girl, The Mindy Project, How I Met Your Mother(though, I absolutely hate Ted!), Seinfeld, Firefly, Arrested Development, Party Down, the state, Joss Whedon everything!, Dollhouse, Veronica Mars, Buffy, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog (Felicia Day! <3, yes I realize this is Whedon),
Music: the Decemberists, Mike Doughty, They Might Be Giants, MisterWives, Jonathan Coulton, Garfunkel and Oates, Tegan and Sara, he bird and the bee, Robyn, Chromeo, Regina Spektor, Postal Service, Soul Coughing, Jenny Owen Youngs, Fountains of Wayne, Death Cab for Cutie, Rilo Kiley, Ani Difranco, Matt and Kim, Phoenix, Ben Folds, Weezer, The Blow, Bon Iver, Florence + the Machine, Leila Broussard, Common Rotation, Motion City Soundtrack, Lily Allen, He's My Brother, She's My Sister...
Podcasts: Who Charted?, My Brother My Brother and Me, Sawbones, Totally Beverages and Sometimes Hot Sauce, Slumber Party with Alie and Georgia, You Made It Weird, Pop My Culture, Professor Blastoff, Nerdist, The JV Club, Savage Love (I love Dan Savage) , Doug Loves Movies (I especially love when he has Pete Holmes and/or TJ Miller on.), Sex Nerd Sandra, Cashing in... With TJ Miller, Jordan Jessie Go!, How Did This Get Made?, Dining with Doug and Karen, Serial, Girl on Guy, Harmontown, The Indoor Kids, Making it with Riki Lindhome, Mike and Tom Eat Snacks!, You Look Nice Today., Terrified with Dave Ross, This Feels Terrible, Poly Weekly, I love the Nerdist, Earwolf, Maximum Fun, Feral Audio and smodcast networks.
Comedians: Kumail Nanjiani, Pete Holmes, Howard Kremer, Aisha Tyler, Maria Bamford, Tig Notaro, Kyle Dunnigan, David Huntsberger, Patton Oswalt, Michael Ian Black, TJ Miller, Michael Showalter, Tom Lennon, Chris Hardwick, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, Doug Benson, Jackie Kashian, Rory Scovel, Zach Galifianakis, Mike Birbiglia, Jason Mantzoukas, Brian Posehn ... Etc there are many more. I'm most frequently listening to comedy albums on spotify or comedy podcasts.
Food: Sushi, Ethiopian, Middle Eastern, Thai, Vietnamese, Greek, Spanish, Korean, Tibetan, Nepalese, Indian. I love breakfast food. Sweet potato fries. Curry pumpkin soup. Challah. Olives. Brûléed grapefruit. Lucky charms. Mango. Rice Krispie treats, Almond milk. Popcorn. Cheese... Cheddar, Ibirico, halloumi, bread cheese, Brie, Camembert... Kale smoothies. Pancakes. Roti. Crackers. Carrot cake. Everything bagels. Soft pretzels. Tofu cream cheese. Cookies. I like vegetables too, I swear! Brussels sprouts are great! The buffalo sprouts at Golden West are amazing!
-My Apple devices: iPhone, iPad, MacBook.
-Awesome things to listen to: Music, podcasts, audiobooks.
-My awesome family and friends <3
-Snuggles and cuddles
Hanging out with friends.
Hanging out with the Mochi cat and Aoko kitten!
At a comedy show.
When it will finally be summah. I miss summah.
You enjoy shenanigans, hijinks, antics, and tomfoolery.
You know how to spell.
You are a fellow kinkster. ;)
You are a fellow poly person.
You want to bake me chocolate chip cookies. Or any kind really.
I dig beardos.
You are a comedy nerd too!
You know how to play the ukulele and want to teach me how to play.
Wanna play skeeball? I love skeeball!!!
You are looking for new friends. A lot of my friends are moving away. I could use some new buds. :) for realsies. It's hard to make new friends as an adult! :)
You like fooding adventures! I love brunch, I love awesome ethnic foods. Wanna get Ethiopian or Korean? I want some bibimbap! I also love sushi!
"Have a summah" means something to you. Non-summah is a beast.
I am not outdoorsy. I will not go hiking, kayaking, swimming in something that is not a pool, or camping with you. Ever. I just won't. I will however swim in a pool, hang out in a hot tub, or porch sit with you. Porch sitting is about as outdoorsy as I get.
I'm currently looking for a roommate! If you or someone you know is looking for a room to rent in hampden, let me know!
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