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omgitsRachel

30 F Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hi! I'm Rachel! I love robots, exclamation points, and cats. I also love comedy podcasts, blueberry pancakes, laughing, potlucks, afternoon dance parties, cinnamon toast crunch, and getting packages in the mail. I love all the things! I live in Hampden, I love my neighborhood and my house. I might be retardedly optimistic. I think I'm pretty awesome. I have the cutest kitty ever, I'm obsessed with her. She is magic! I'm probably the most patient and positive person you will ever meet.

I'm polyamorous. I have two of the most amazing partners. I love them very much! They make me so happy and make my life so much better. MrEzra020 & sparklypixielove <3

I'm mostly looking for new friends right now. A lot of my friends have begun moving away. which is lame. I would love to meet some new awesome people.
I’m really good at
Tying my shoes. No really. I'm a pro. I'm also good at getting my cat out from behind the washing machine when she gets stuck back there. It's an activity that takes over an hour, a dish towel and tuna water. Fun! :/
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a bit of a shorty.

I often get asked what grade I'm in or if I'm going off to college in the fall. :/ I guess that means they notice that I look to be about 18. That gets kinda awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love the Sookie Stackhouse series and Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series. I love Neil Gaimen, Stardust is my favorite, I'm in the middle of American Gods right now. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I love Anthony Bourdain, David Sedaris, and Chelsea Handler. I listen to a ton of audiobooks.

Movies: Moon, Wet Hot American Summer, Empire Records, Amelie, Elf, Sleepwalk with Me, Safety Not Guaranteed, Take This Waltz, Damsels in Distress, Kevin Smith everything(Mallrats is number 1), ... The Science of Sleep, Stranger Than Fiction, Shaun of the Dead, Attack The Block, Serenity, Brick

TV: Parks and Recreation (I love Ron Swanson!), The Office, Fringe, @midnight, Community, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny, Archer, The League, Wilfred, Battlestar Galactica, Girls, Glee, Doctor Who, New Girl, The Mindy Project, How I Met Your Mother, Seinfeld, Firefly, Arrested Development, Party Down, the state, Joss Whedon everything!, Dollhouse, Veronica Mars, Buffy, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog (Felicia Day! <3, yes I realize this is Whedon),

Music: the Decemberists, Mike Doughty, They Might Be Giants, Jonathan Coulton, Garfunkel and Oates, Tegan and Sara, Chromeo, Regina Spektor, Postal Service, Soul Coughing, Jenny Owen Youngs, Fountains of Wayne, Death Cab for Cutie, Rilo Kiley, Ani Difranco, Matt and Kim, Phoenix, Ben Folds, Weezer, The Blow, Bon Iver, Florence + the Machine, Leila Broussard, Common Rotation, the bird and the bee, Robyn, Motion City Soundtrack, Lily Allen, He's My Brother, She's My Sister...

Podcasts: You Made It Weird, Pop My Culture, Professor Blastoff, Nerdist, The JV Club, Savage Love (I love Dan Savage) Who Charted?, Doug Loves Movies (I especially love when he has Pete Holmes and/or TJ Miller on.), My Brother My Brother And Me, Sex Nerd Sandra, Cashing in... With TJ Miller, Jordan Jessie Go!, How Did This Get Made?, Dining with Doug and Karen, Girl on Guy, Harmontown, The Indoor Kids, Making it with Riki Lindhome, Mike and Tom Eat Snacks!, You Look Nice Today., Slumber Party with Alie and Georgia, Terrified with Dave Ross, This Feels Terrible, Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine, Life On The Swingset, Pedestrian Polyamory, Poly Weekly, Penns Sunday School, Totally Laime!, Totally Married (though... I'm kinda sick of Elizabeth :/), I love the Nerdist, Earwolf, Maximum Fun, Feral Audio and smodcast networks.

Comedians: Kumail Nanjiani, Pete Holmes, Aisha Tyler, Maria Bamford, Tig Notaro, Kyle Dunnigan, David Huntsberger, Patton Oswalt, Michael Ian Black, TJ Miller, Michael Showalter, Tom Lennon, Chris Hardwick, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, Doug Benson, Jackie Kashian, Rory Scovel, Zach Galifianakis, Mike Birbiglia, Jason Mantzoukas, Brian Posehn ... Etc there are many more. I'm most frequently listening to comedy albums on spotify or comedy podcasts.

Food: Sushi, Ethiopian, Middle Eastern, Thai, Vietnamese, Greek, Spanish, Korean, Tibetan, Nepalese, Indian. I love breakfast food. Sweet potato fries. Challah. Olives. Lucky charms. Mango. Almond milk. Popcorn. Cheese... Cheddar, Ibirico, halloumi, bread cheese... Kale smoothies. Pancakes. Roti. Crackers. Carrot cake. Everything bagels. Soft pretzels. Tofu cream cheese. Brownies. Cookies. I like vegetables too, I swear! Brusselsprouts are great!
The six things I could never do without
-Mochi cat <3
-My Apple products: iPhone, iPad, MacBook.
-Awesome things to listen to: Music, podcasts, audiobooks.
-My awesome family and friends <3
-Snuggles and cuddles
-Sex
...
...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Kittens. Sweet adorable fluffy kittens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something fun.
Hanging out with friends.
Hanging out with the Mochi cat.
At a comedy show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have really horrible vision. Like. Horrible. For realsies.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to! :)

You enjoy shenanigans, hijinks, antics, and tomfoolery.

You know how to spell.

You are a fellow kinkster. ;)

You are a fellow poly person. Kind of a requirement, as I live with my partners and they are very important and special. :)

You want to bake me chocolate chip cookies. Or any kind really.

I dig beardos.

You are a comedy nerd too!

You know how to play the ukulele and want to teach me how to play.

You want to get Ethiopian food sometime.

You are looking for new friends. A lot of my friends are moving away. I could use some new buds. :) for realsies. It's hard to make new friends as an adult! :)