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27 Glendora, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:29pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
High school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Look I know this is a long read, but if you make it through, you'll get a good idea of who I am.

Ladies strap yourselves in(on?) this rant may be the most confusing thing you read all year. Name's Scott. Friends call me Scooter, Scotty, Scott(I know, I know, thanks Captain Obvious, you sarcastic fignut.), Dick, Ass-hat, Fucktard, and basically anything else they conjure up works. I'm not a serious fellow. In fact, if I am involved in a serious conversation, I tend to zone out and day-dream about how awesome it'd be not to have that serious conversation. On the other hand (insert masterbation joke here if needed) my friends will always be a main priority. I may not care for a lot of the mundane but there are always things worth fighting for.

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I am crazy attracted to intellect. If you can hold a conversation and test my verbal prowness (not that difficult) I would... Well, fill that in with whatever you'd like... Me... To do... Sooo.... Yea, let's move on.

I'm pretty much the you get what you see type. I have no need to lie. Been there, done that, something with tangled webs and people screaming at invisible stuff.. (Yes I know the quote, do you?) I love reading people, so I usually find the subtleties in conversation that clearly show what they have weaved...wove?. What? What do you mean wait? You didn't follow? Well, I don't want to explain ms. fictious person.

I start off (relatively) PC, but that quickly disappears as I test your boundaries (giggity?), so.. yea.. if you have questions or what-nots feel free to inbox me.

Addendum: I'm looking for friends. No that is not code for fuck buddy. If it leads to something else fantastic, but for now, I'm just feeling the Ethernet. I want people to go drink and gungnam style with. As such, I am not messaging many people on here. So if you wanna go chill hit me up.

Secondary Addendum: I have a extra ticket to blizzCon and no one to take. Anyone want to be a nerd with me?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at Geek Squad. Best freaking job ever. Not a day goes by that I don't enjoy my time at work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Evidently angering people... I'm really not trying to piss people off but honesty is not always the best policy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short and that I don't have a filter.. unless you count my cigarette.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Jonathan Maberry's Joe Ledger series
Mira Grant's News Flesh series
Anything by Chuck Palahnuik
Fahrenheit 451 is an all time favorite
All of Isaac Asimov the best is Pebble in the Sky (personal preference you Foundation and AI fans have good taste as wll)
I love the Gaunts ghosts series...
I love reading if you don't read, I will be sad.
On the opposite note, if you have books I should read let me know. I'm dying for more authors.

Animes, comedies, action, sci-fi you know the nerd usual

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Scott pilgrim vs the world, step brothers to name a few movies

I really want to meet someone who knows Dr horrible's sing along blog and can sing "on the rise" as a duet... Seriously instant hard-on... Seriously... Instant... Do you know it? If yes, then why aren't we talking, get the Fuck over here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
smokes, my roommate, beer, books, my glasses, and my phone.

Does anyone take this question seriously? I mean honestly a lifetime of food ,porn, and drinks will do me but, will I stay sane? Hell no... I'll be 4chan dipped In hell flavored bacon. Point is, six things prioritized is pointless. Being honest, give me food, drinks, and porn ... the rest is luxury.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fun is not about what you do, its who you are with. So let's get in a cardboard box and go for a ride.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually drinking a beer with friends, laughing at stupid people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried during tangled when he cuts off her hair
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sense of humor, don't take life too seriously, and like tattoos. If you type lik dis, 0r lke 7his, or any god-damned fucking rendition of having typing seizures I'll swing a naked midget at you and slap his dick across your face. Don't do it. No one wants to have to swing a naked midget.