Ladies strap yourselves in(on?) this rant may be the most confusing thing you read all year. Name's Scott. Friends call me Scooter, Scotty, Scott(I know, I know, thanks Captain Obvious, you sarcastic fignut.), Dick, Ass-hat, Fucktard, and basically anything else they conjure up works. I'm not a serious fellow. In fact, if I am involved in a serious conversation, I tend to zone out and day-dream about how awesome it'd be not to have that serious conversation. On the other hand (insert masterbation joke here if needed) my friends will always be a main priority. I may not care for a lot of the mundane but there are always things worth fighting for.
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I am crazy attracted to intellect. If you can hold a conversation and test my verbal prowness (not that difficult) I would... Well, fill that in with whatever you'd like... Me... To do... Sooo.... Yea, let's move on.
I'm pretty much the you get what you see type. I have no need to lie. Been there, done that, something with tangled webs and people screaming at invisible stuff.. (Yes I know the quote, do you?) I love reading people, so I usually find the subtleties in conversation that clearly show what they have weaved...wove?. What? What do you mean wait? You didn't follow? Well, I don't want to explain ms. fictious person.
I start off (relatively) PC, but that quickly disappears as I test your boundaries (giggity?), so.. yea.. if you have questions or what-nots feel free to inbox me.
Addendum: I'm looking for friends. No that is not code for fuck buddy. If it leads to something else fantastic, but for now, I'm just feeling the Ethernet. I want people to go drink and gungnam style with. As such, I am not messaging many people on here. So if you wanna go chill hit me up.