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omgitsmaxwtf

26 Irvine, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved to Irvine for work, don't know anyone except my coworkers, and I want people to show me why Orange County is awesome.

I'm an outgoing wallflower, a self-identified nerd, and I try not to take myself too seriously. My weaknesses: heels, hats, and cats. If I were to join a cult, it would be the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster... but I'm not really cult material.

Basically, I'm a total catch -- I know the difference between there, their, and they're. I know how to waltz. I am a fount of useless trivia, I rarely burn myself with candles, and I brew a mean pot of tea. I don't know how to make an egg over-easy without ruining it... but hey, nobody's perfect.

My ideal date would consist of engaging conversation, easy laughter, and awkward flirting. Non-awkward flirting is also acceptable, but I'd hate to set your expectations too high.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I get paid to have as much fun as possible. No, really. I'm a game designer. Joke's on them; I'd do the work for free.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
looking innocuous.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a dry sense of humor and excellent taste in shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have really a lot of favorites. It stretches the definition of the word. Whatever I just finished watching/reading/listening to is high on the list, but otherwise:

Books: Jonathan Safran Foer, Roger Zelazny, Maria Doria Russell, Brandon Sanderson, Patrick Rothfuss, Neil Gaiman, David Foster Wallace. Anything, really, I love books.

Movies: Shawshank, Inception, Memento, American Beauty.

Music: I like drum and bass and female soul music in equal measure. Pendulum, Lana del Rey, and Florence + the Machine are my favorites.

Food: Yes and yes. Except cooked spinach; I hate the texture. Raw spinach is awesome though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how we experience things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
happy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How terrible I am at parallel parking sometimes scares me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're kind, easy to be around, and you enjoy laughing.