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omgjk

42 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
This Space for Rent -or- "My home is protected by the good Lord and a gun. You might meet both if you show up not welcome son." That's me trying to be funny. I'm told I'm snarky and irreverent, not to mention awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
Living the dream in the service industry.
I’m really good at
Laughing, learning, loving, listening, anything with an L basically.
The first things people usually notice about me
My kick ass superhuman guitar shredding ability. Or my tattoos. Depends on where you're standing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire (all time favorite), Pillars of the Earth, The Sparrow, a lot of historical non-fiction.

Favorite movies recently: Argo, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, ParaNorman, Skyfall, Looper, The Avengers, Moonrise Kingdom

Shows: Futurama, Doctor Who, Black Books, Red Dwarf, The Wire, Rome, Firefly, The Clone Wars, Invader Zim, The Young Ones, Archer, Party Down, Game of Thrones! ANCIENT ALIENS!!!

Music: All time faves: The Clash, Pixies, Bowie, Wire, U2, Tom Waits... I have eclectic tastes and still like some big band.

Food: I was vegetarian for 10 years and now just starting to eat seafood and fowl. Not yet craving pig or cow.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, food, shelter, clothing, my cat and you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Star Wars, My carbon footprint.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. But usually get done in time to have a drink or two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have horrible eyesight. I'm not gay but fully support their wish to marry. I guess I'm not ashamed to admit it. Not at all. Maybe I should put this in another section...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Any of this stuff made you laugh. Sense of humor is important. Or if you're kinda geeky. Or, hell, even if you're bored. And if you saw in the Details section that I make millions of dollars yearly, it's a joke so don't bother. I just want to see if you actually read ones profile.