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25 / M / Straight / Single
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- 5′ 6″ (1.68m).
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of space camp
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Poorly)
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Most video games and other impractical bullshit.
Coming off as an inarticulate dildo on my internet dating profile.
I once convinced someone that flamingos are the only birds native to Canada, so I guess I'm pretty good at making a nonsensical, yet convincing argument.
All of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Freddy Vs. Jason, Jurassic Park, Disney's Hercules, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, every other hilariously bad horror movie.
Breaking Bad, The Office, Adventure Time, every fucking Law and Order prior to Stabler leaving SVU. I don't watch much television.
American Nightmare, Direct Hit! Last Lights, Latterman, RVIVR, Shorebirds, (like every band that Matt Canino has been in,) Spraynard, Iron Chic, Aesop Rock, Brand New, Alkaline Trio, Deathdealer, all the bullshit from high school that everybody grew out of. And My Chemical Romance. Fuck you, I'm not ashamed.
I will go to literally any basement show.
Chili dogs, pizza, and avocados until I die.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–26
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You want to drink whiskey and climb trees.
Bonus points if you listen to Night Vale or want to play MTG or Mario Kart.