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22 F Denton, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:19pm
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I never wanted to get on this site I just wanted to do the picture thing JESUS CHRIST get me off this crazy train

Just kidding, jaded Okc denizen for lyf.

please if you're a hot butch lookin' lady (or dude i guess) fly me away with the power of your sexy baggy jeans
My tastes are pretty open though, so you could fly me away wearing a dress too I don't mind. Even if you're a man. Put on the dress. Do it.

I am polyamorous, aka I have meaningful relationships with multiple people at the same time. In most circumstances I am not interested in triangles, or any kind of closed relationship. So if monogamy is the way it's gotta be, you're welcome to jump into the deepest part of the ocean ;)
(Secret code at the bottom of this profile... :O please take notice)

oh yeah... ENTP/ENFP depending on whatever test I take whatever whatever most of you dont curr
What I’m doing with my life
School right now. I'm a painting major and one day I hope to be able to make a living by drawing naked people full time. (Don't crush my dreams)
I play roller derby with North Texas Derby Revolution. :D I'll post a pic of that eventually. Other than that, I waste a lot of my time being senselessly indulgent.
Come play payday 2 with me for 4 hours, but only if you have a pc. I wanna know your specs too please message me with that you will improve my day vastly.
I’m really good at
Drawing naked people

but i swear to god if another person says "draw me like one of your french girls" I will drop kick their teeth out. Ya'll have made that joke too many times it's all ogre now
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read a hell of a lot of books if I do they're usually comic books.
I don't watch a lot of TV but on occasion... Adventure time, Game of Thrones, Bob's Burgers, BBC Sherlock?
I barely watch movies, although I can enjoy a good movie.
I like a hell of a lot of music. Chill-ish electronica and noisy punk music with female singers are my favorite genres.
FOOD: anything edible.... yes, good. Maybe one day I will learn to consume food like an athlete and not like someone in love with cheeseburgers
The six things I could never do without
stupidest question ever
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how much I don't want to fill in the rest of these essays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Don't go digging in my closet, that's all I'm sayin'.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
We have stuff in common, and you think we would hit it off. You like to have conversations about dumb shit and make infantile jokes about Bendydick Cum-per-Batch's name.
on the other hand...

-We are 50% enemy or more
-You say any variation of "hi" "hey" "what's up" or "how are you" These message types will be torpedoed directly into the delete box and then I will do a backflip right into the sun.
-You are looking for a "third" for you and your significant other. That type of relationship does not interest me. (exceptions can be made for decent poly couples, but I get pretty tired of the Unicorn hunters.)
-You are messaging me to have sex with you later today. (nah, dawg)
-You have ever used the term "friendzone" unironically
-You are homophobic, trans*phobic, racist, sexist or critical of other people's sexual habits, because I will not make an exception for you.
...and now that that shit is all out of the way, the secret code is A+! because you get an A+ for not wasting my time! INCLUDE IN MESSAGE BODY FOR MY INSTANT RESPECT! I used to offer nudes (facetiously), but okc said that was AGAINSt DA LAW so I had 2 stop