Ugh. I don't know. I like things? Travelling. Beer. Gym. Stop
asking me hard questions.
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omgwtfinternet
26 / M / Straight / Single
Woodbridge, Virginia
His Details
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 6:16pm
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5′ 3″ (1.60m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Diet
- Anything
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Socially
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Pisces but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- Rather not say
- Offspring
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and dislikes cats
- Speaks
- English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)
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What I’m doing with my life
Currently I'm working a job I enjoy while looking for a job I love.
Additionally, saving up so that I can travel as well as considering
selling my kidneys. You only need one, right?
I’m really good at
Drinking hoppy beer? Customer service. Trust me. Call me if you
have a problem with one of your electronic devices. I might not be
able to fix it for you, but I'll talk you off the ledge. I promise
(I actually don't promise).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Breaking Bad. The Wire. Arrested Development. Hip-hop music.
If you have no interest in the above four, we probably shouldn't communicate. I mean that with as much disrespect as possible, because if you don't like the above four, you're a shitty person and should kill yourself.
If you have no interest in the above four, we probably shouldn't communicate. I mean that with as much disrespect as possible, because if you don't like the above four, you're a shitty person and should kill yourself.
The six things I could never do without
1. Bell's Two Hearted Ale
2. The Wire
3. Breaking Bad
4. Arrested Development
5. My body parts
6. Food
In that order. Don't question me.
2. The Wire
3. Breaking Bad
4. Arrested Development
5. My body parts
6. Food
In that order. Don't question me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/3496771+_81cdab32ce1755d0f3fab809639c4387.jpg
On a typical Friday night I am
I have no typical Fridays. Stop trying to fit me into your box,
man!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a wet dream about you last night. Yeah. YOU.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
If you want to watch The Brave Little Toaster.
If you know how to rock the mic right.
If you can bawitdabawdabangdabangboogieboogiesaidupjumptheboogie.
I don't know. Maybe you shouldn't.
If you know how to rock the mic right.
If you can bawitdabawdabangdabangboogieboogiesaidupjumptheboogie.
I don't know. Maybe you shouldn't.
