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  • Ages 24–33
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Last online
Today – 11:32am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Atheism and laughing about it
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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I work in the film and tv industry as a cinematographer/photographer and I own a lighting and grip company. When I am not making pretty pictures, I do a lot of traveling. Scotland, Thailand, Galapagos, Nepal, and the Amazon are just some of the places I've been to.
I’m really good at
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Everything...but if you want specifics: photography, parallel parking, flipping bitches (U-turns not pimping hoes), humming and whistling at the same time, cooking, making movies, [hiking], traveling, making people laugh, smiling, board games (I bring down the hurt in RISK!), people watching, haggling, packing, archery, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Siamese twin, Bernard...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music- AIR, Andrew Bird, Pink Floyd, Zero 7, VAST, Sly and the Family Stone, David Bowie, Radiohead, Alice in Chains, NIN, Thievery Corporation, The White Stripes, Cream (Eric Clapton), A Perfect Circle (Tool), Talking Heads, Screaming Trees, BB King, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Starlight Mints, Soundgarden, The Flamming Lips, Blind Melon, Broadway Project, Wilco, The Avett Brothers, Bob Dylan, Boards of Canada, Flight of the Conchords, Megapuss, Devendra Bernhart, Claude Debussy, Depeche Mode, Led Zeppelin, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, The Pixies, The Rolling Stones, Serge Gainsbourg, Free the Robots, Space Hog, Justice, Lambchop, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Violent Femmes, The Flaming Lips, etc.

authors: Kurt Vonegut, Brett Easton Ellis, Chuck Palanuik, Stephen King (only the Dark Tower series which I am in the process of finishing), Neil Gaiman, Pratchett, Chuck Klosterman, Christopher Durang (Playwright), HP lovecraft, and I own a million coffee table books.

Movies: You'll just have to find out because its way too long to list!

TV: Game Of Thrones, Its Always Sunny, Workaholics, Lost, Kids in the Hall, The Office, 30 Rock, Lost, South Park, Eastbound and Down, Wonder Showzen, Mr. Show, Rome, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sarah Silverman Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Young Ones, Monty Python, Mad Men, Top Chef, Party Down, Archer, Arrested Development, Parks and Recreations, David the Gnome.
The six things I could never do without
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game of thrones
Skyline Chili
a camera
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
infinite probability
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
turning tricks on Santa Monica blvd. (Cleveland Steamers are my specialty).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My cat, Klaus, showers with me.
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