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omygoddess

31 / F / straight / Single

Oakland, California

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English, Spanish (Okay)

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I am hot stuff, hooked on phonics, and it worked for me!.

My Self-Summary

I'm a pretty laid-back, down-to-earth, no-drama kind of woman. I try and approach life with a positive attitude and an open mind. I grew up in and love the Bay Are and am the proud aunt of the most awesomest nephew ever. I guess I've got a dry sense of humor but sometimes I regress to "potty" jokes.

I love dancing, bowling, (I'm terrible at bowling but I have a blast anyway), playing sports, (I played on a coed softball team this year and I'm terrible but I had fun anyway) reading, music that makes me want to dance, animals, dressing up, lounging in my sweatpants, (not at the same time,...hmmm...maybe I should try that some time) working out, eating good food, making my friends laugh, laughing at, I mean WITH my friends...

What I’m doing with my life

Wellllll,.... I recently became a "victim" of the economy and was laid off from my job. I'm kind of soul-searching right now but also thinking about moving down to Costa Rica for a while to teach English as a second language. This is something I never really entertained before, but I decided that I'd take advantage of this little break from the corporate world and do something DIFFERENT. Actually, I don't think I'm a corporate world kind of gal. I'm just trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up...well,... I'm not sure I ever want to grow up.

I’m really good at

I'm really good at finding humor in everyday life, communicating, listening: offering advice when wanted, keeping my mouth shut when not wanted, dancing, confusing myself, overthinking things,.... ummmm,...Let me get back to this question.

The first things people usually notice about me

My eyes, lips and hair. And that I am frikkin' hilarious.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I'm a huge fan of the writer Dennis Lehane, (he wrote the books the movies "Mystic River" and "Gone, Baby Gone" were based on). Some of my favorite movies are "Casino, Finding Nemo, Resident Evil, The Departed, Office Space, Old School, Seven, In the Valley of Elah, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead,..." Food, I LOVE food. I can almost ALWAYS go for Mexican and Italian, I like Indian, Thai, Mediterranean, Vietnamese, ummmm ice cream. Can that count as a subtype of food all by itself?

I'm a big hip hop fan, reggae, R&B, classic rock, funk, blues,...

The six things I could never do without

In no particular order:
-Laughter
-Good food
-Exercise
-Sleep
-Family
-flip flops

I spend a lot of time thinking about

how I can make my butt more bubbly.

On a typical Friday night I am

at home, watching a movie.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I used to have one of the New Kids on the Block Christmas albums.

You should message me if

PLEASE READ: I'm 5'9", a full-figured woman and I wear heels so if you're my height or shorter and have a small bone structure it just isn't going to work. Sorry, it's just my preference the way some guys prefer blondes. You are making something of your life and/or have goals, have your shit together, have a good sense of humor, are invested in your physical/emotional/psychological development and well-being...