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27 M Seattle, WA

My Details

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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Working on space camp
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I like the moments when I'm inspired by things I read on bathroom stalls. I enjoy drinking emasculating cocktails because they taste delicious (ask me about creamsicles). When I'm about to try a new beer, my selection process always starts with how witty the name is.

Sometimes, I just feel like dropping everything and taking a road trip to Disneyland. Unfortunately I'm somewhat responsible, and having to wait to ride Space Mountain really annoys the kid in me. Well that and when I somehow end up stumbling upon the Lego aisle and don't buy everything in sight.

Other things that I get super enthusiastic over are conventions, barcades, amusement parks, board games, movies, concerts, Karaoke, and I really don't like the idea of choosing between Star Trek and Star Wars.
What I’m doing with my life
Also, I've recently started doing something different with my hair. So yeah, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I’m really good at
Reading the fine print. Trial and error. Rockband drums on Expert Pro. Impressions. Staying up all night just because. People watching. Organizing. Mimicry. References. Finding that one movie for you that has the guy and the thing in the place that you don't quite remember. Knowing the lyrics to Disney songs. Settlers of Catan. Cooking. Waking up with model worthy bedhead. Singing in a falsetto.
The first things people usually notice about me
Everyone always says their eyes... but mine are brown, the color of dirt, bugs, and the couch in the living room. So yeah, I'm sure my eyes are usually skipped and you go straight for my luscious ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
the average american male/wedding, Fight Club, Ender's Game, Hitchhiker's Guide, and Slaughterhouse Five.

I love movies which makes it extremely hard to keep this list short. Anything by Nolan, Pixar, Kevin Smith, or Tarantino. The Wedding Singer, Adventures in Babysitting, The Fifth Element, Hackers, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Army of Darkness, They Live, Grandma's Boy, Crank, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, Wreck-It Ralph.

Rick and Morty, Community, Breaking Bad, QI, Always Sunny, Adventure Time, Psych, Game of Thrones. Some old favorites are The Mighty Boosh, Invader Zim, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Firefly, Pure Pwnage, The IT Crowd.

Daft Punk, Jonathan Coulton, Infected Mushroom, Pink Floyd, Alice in Chains, Tears for Fears, Gorillaz, Pendulum, Passion Pit, to name very very few. I've been pretty happy with my STRFKR pandora station lately.

Burgers, tacos, steaks, gyros, fried rice, pad thai, Mongolian beef, curries, pastas, and probably anything smothered, drizzled, or layered in cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Digital piracy
My taste in music
Bawls energy drinks
Lists that look like stairs
The cold side of the pillow
Getting shivers down my spine
Rebelling and doing stuff my way
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I could accomplish if I gave up on sleep
The Restaurant Universe End of the Universe
Tattoo ideas usually floating around
What to be for Halloween
The Pixar Theory
On a typical Friday night I am
Escaping from some elaborate Deathtrap my archnemesis created.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you want to talk music, or have a suggestion for something I might like. Concert or secret show, let's go!

If you think sitting on the couch playing tabletop or video games while going toe to toe and throwing banter back and forth can be romantic.

Also, I've been told that you know you found the right one when they're feeding you fries from the passenger seat while you're leaving the drive-thru. If this is more charming than odd to you, that's a good start.