I care deeply about some things and some people. Sports and celebrity gossip aren't among them.
I am passionately liberal, intelligent, and rational. And pretty damn clever. I think that only intelligent people are even capable of being truly funny.
I make great friends wherever I am and am pretty outgoing if I'm among people I know or want to know. That doesn't include the line at the grocery store. That does include that house party you want to say we met at.
I can build things. I can fix things. I genuinely enjoy looking at how things work, thinking about how they should work, and then making that happen. Your bike will be glad you met me.
Your mom will adore me. Your dad will respect me. Your dog will love me. Your cat will be ambivalent about me, and it will be mutual.
One day, when we're drinking beers on a patio somewhere, you'll be glad you gave it a shot. So will I. And we'll high five.
Everyone says they're looking for a "partner in crime", I'm just looking for a convincing alibi.