Alright. I've had it. Really, I'm fucking done. Anyone been
watching the news? About the world's dumbest intelligence agent and
the world's dumbest journalist? Both, coincidentally, from yet
another fuckoff from WWII? For those that've been living under a
rock for the last 48 hours, it seems an Italian intelligence agent,
having "negotiated" for the release of an Italian journalist taken
hostage in Iraq, thought it might be a good idea to attempt to
drive through a roadblock consisting of pissed off American grunts,
a tank or two, and a couple of (most likely TOW-equipped) Hmm-v's.
Without stopping. At a high rate of speed. After firing warning
shots and using million candlepower searchlights to convince the
driver of the car to slow down, said pissed-off grunts opened fire,
of course reducing car and contradiction-in-terms intelligence
officer to swiss cheese, of course. Why? How fucking retarded can
two people be? Really, folks. I mean, the dumbest redneck asshole
in the known fucking world SHOULD be able to figure out that when
you're in a car, and miscellaneous weapons ranging from 5.56mm to 4
and 3 quarters inches in diameter are pointed directly at you by
angry looking men in pickle suits, you should probably fucking
stop!!! Really, it's not rocket science.
And as for the garbage she's spouting now that she was targeted
by the U.S. because we were pissed off that the mongoloid, no
nuts-having, terrorism-perpetuating Italians successfully
negotiated for her release- Umm, no. She was targeted by the U.S.
because her car was being driven at a high rate off speed directly
at a security checkpoint manned by angry men with guns. Pure and
simple. I daresay, had the checkpoint been manned by italians, and
her dumbass, so-called "intelligence" officer done the same thing,
the result would've been similar. Unless the Italians manning the
gate were weenies, which is a distinct possibility.
Now, of course, the intelligence officer is being hailed as a
national hero in Italy. That's right, folks, the one italian
casualty in Iraq thus far, is being hailed as a national hero. I
mean, come on, the guy died as a result of his own stupidity. I can
hear his internal monologue in my head right now:
"Uh-oh. American troops at a security checkpoint. Hmm...what to
do, what to do. I know, I'll floor it, and pretend like I'm a
suicide bomber. Then they'll move out of the way!"
You know as well as I do, if something like this were to happen
to an American, he wouldn't be hailed as a national hero. Somebody
would be calling the Darwin Awards people.
Fuck Italy. Fuck France, and Fuck Germany, too. All three of
them, we should have just fucking occupied after WWII. Then we
wouldn't have France and Germany attempting to surrepitiously take
control of a war they whined about to begin with, and there'd be
one less dumbass journalist to worry about. Because apparently our
nation is the only one smart enough to realize that if you pay the
perpetrator of a crime, then crime pays. If it pays, "they
(criminals) will come." Don't fucking negotiate with terrorist,