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onebigvon

35 M Salem, IL

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 25, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 8″ (2.03m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love to cut up and joke with people. I'll take almost any opportunity to make someone laugh. I'm the type of person that is always tinkering and loves to tear things apart to see how they work, consequently I have many things lying around my house that no longer do. I love corny movies like "Dumb and Dumber" and often quote my favorite lines. I like scary movies, pretty much any kind of food, and most of all, conversations with highly intelligent people. (This unfortunately, also means that I talk to myself a lot haha)

Other thoughts

- I sometimes have trouble focusing on one thing and at other times can be very single minded.

- I Like to crank my music up and dance like a goof ball while I clean my house.

- I like to mow the lawn with no shirt on and then b**ch cause I get sunburned.

- I love spring and summer and despise fall and winter.

- Nothing makes me happier than getting my friends and co-workers to laugh so hard that they cry.

- I'm into tall girls. If you've checked my stats above, you can imagine why.

- I have a five year old daughter who is a real live princess. We dance together in my kitchen.

- One of my pet peeves is when people have a profile with sideways pictures.

- A woman that can sing is a HUGE turn on!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Really just trying to learn to really LIVE. I have a 40 hour job like everyone else, but outside of that I want more. I want to make sure that I am the one writing the words on the pages of the book of life. And if someone were to pick it up and read it years after I'm gone, it should be a real page turner. I'm not exactly sure what this entails, but I'm working to figure it out. That being said, I know exactly what I want in a relationship and I'll be glad to tell you if you make it further down the page!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. It's one of my favorite things to do! There's nothing quite like the feeling you get from putting a smile on someone's face and making their day just a little bit brighter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am a GIANT! I'm 6'8" tall and 245lbs. and I don't exactly "blend in". People always seem fascinated by how big I am and it's always been a pretty good ice breaker for meeting new people and making friends.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite books are by Dean Koontz .
I like all kinds of movies, but comedies and ghost/alien/monster movies are my favorites.
TV Shows: Fringe, True Blood, Family Guy, Simpsons, "V", Everybody Loves Raymond, and Leverage to name a few.
All kinds of music except the really hard metal stuff.
Pretty much any kind of food...I'm a big guy and I eat like one!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Daughter
My friends
My family
My cell phone
My computer/internet connection
My sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a little bit ADD, so I don't know if I spend much time thinking about anything except for whatever random thoughts happen to pop into my head at the moment. What was I saying? lol

On a serious note, I do spend quite a bit of time thinking about ways to improve my income, and overall quality of life. I just want to make a good life for myself and family. Also, the fact that I am on an internet dating site should tell you what else I'm thinking of. I'm really set on finding that special person that completes the puzzle!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not sure I have a "typical" Friday night. I spend many of them with my little girl, having tea parties with stuffed toys and dolls. However, I do have a babysitter so if you catch my attention I could arrange to spend some of that time out on the town. Or perhaps we could work you in for a cup or two of earl grey. LOL!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd rather admit it to someone special, once I get to know her. I'll keep it private for now.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* You are looking for long term with possibility of marriage
* You are intelligent and ambitious
* You enjoy being spoiled and know how to reciprocate
* You know the meaning of the word, "reciprocate"
* You're profile picture is not turned sideways