First, ignore the pictures on my profile. They're there to divert anyone who might be shallow and only into looks and those that don't bother to read the profile. I am actually devastatingly handsome, but don't really know it or act like I am. My body is really like a cross between a swimmer's torso like Lochte, a soccer player, a yogi and Mark Wahlberg, with the face of George Clooney and Daniel Craig's eyes. I was born into poverty and challenge, but I overcame, pulled myself up by the bootsraps and got a doctorate at Yale. Of course now, my family is wholesome and live in a big mansion in the Hamptons where we gather constantly for lobster boils and big family Xmas'.
All of my ambitions and goals make me a very hard worker at the multi-million dollar non-profit company that I own where I head an diverse elite team that rescues babies and women from poverty and hardship, around the whole world, in war torn countries. Obama talks with me all the time. There are rumors of a Nobel Peace prize.
I'm really into health and being active and I run 10 miles a day, cross-country and through the park. Then I do an hour of weightlifting. I read a lot of great literature. I am really really social and outgoing and love to talk for endless hours about anything and everything. I'll always be engaged with talking about my feelings, and yours, and your family's, and your friends' and my family's. But, I'm also quietly confident and a great listener. You, of course, will want to talk to me all the time because I am so funny and make you laugh till your belly hurts and you're out of breath. And get ready, because it will be so incredible in bed that you'll be wondering what you've been all along.
Although I work enormously hard and tirelessly to make the world a better place, I have a surfeit of time for traveling. Lots and lots of traveling. Especially to beaches in exotic locations. Lots and lots of beaches, right next to exotic places, like Machu Picchu. And all this travel will make sure we sample foods around the globe. Lots and lots of orgasmic culinary experiences. I'm also an expert photographer, so we'll have the most devastatingly gorgeous photo albums in the world. Oh, and watch out Facebook. Your girlfriends will be so envious.
I love puppies. I have lots of puppies.
I have so much money, even after my charity work, that I need a special someone to help me spend it. And, since I have so much wealth, I spend lots of time doing volunteer work. It is so important to give back.
But of course, at the end of the day, I'm super humble and just want to read bedtime stories to my future children. Except of course for my other mischievous bad boy side (tempered by prudence) that you fall for in the first place and have always been attracted to.
So, if you like what you read, let me know, I'll send the jet. Once we actually meet in person there will be amazing instant chemistry, that certain je ne sais quoi.
p.s. Secretly, E.L. James actually modeled Christian Grey off me.