I put the toilet seat down. Seriously. I also aim exceptionally well.
- I shower, shave and bathe regularly. Have been known to brush teeth on special occasions. Sometimes all in the one day.
- sure, I love sex, but "how 'bout it, baby" won’t be the first thing on my mind.
- No drinking, smoking, or drug problems...
- I hate arguments, so have managed to develop communications skills to avoid them.
- there’s a funny side to everything, and I’ll usually find it. If it's possible to make a laugh out of something, then I'll be doing just that. I love comedy and am always trying to make people around me laugh.
- not only can I spell “foreplay”, but I’ve actually heard of it. Gotten quite good at it, as well.
- I like animals And I'm NOT gay. True fact.
- who cares if those pants make your bum look fat? You’ve got a great looking a*** anyway.
- I like physical affection. I won’t run away screaming in a big panic if you want to hold hands, cuddle or kiss in public. I draw the line at having sex whilst being broadcast on live tv though.
- it’s been less than 20 years since I last cried. But don’t tell anyone.
- not only can I spell, but I manage to frequently string enough words together to form sensible sentences. I have also been known to use words with more than two syllables, as well as giving answers that are at least a little bit more detailed than "yes" or "no". I love the art of conversation