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onesharpwit

47 Sheffield, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–48
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
ok cant say im used to writing about myself so here goes have a dry sense of humour as you may find if you take the time to read further.
I put the toilet seat down. Seriously. I also aim exceptionally well.

- I shower, shave and bathe regularly. Have been known to brush teeth on special occasions. Sometimes all in the one day.

- sure, I love sex, but "how 'bout it, baby" won’t be the first thing on my mind.

- No drinking, smoking, or drug problems...

- I hate arguments, so have managed to develop communications skills to avoid them.

- there’s a funny side to everything, and I’ll usually find it. If it's possible to make a laugh out of something, then I'll be doing just that. I love comedy and am always trying to make people around me laugh.

- not only can I spell “foreplay”, but I’ve actually heard of it. Gotten quite good at it, as well.

- I like animals And I'm NOT gay. True fact.

- who cares if those pants make your bum look fat? You’ve got a great looking a*** anyway.

- I like physical affection. I won’t run away screaming in a big panic if you want to hold hands, cuddle or kiss in public. I draw the line at having sex whilst being broadcast on live tv though.

- it’s been less than 20 years since I last cried. But don’t tell anyone.

- not only can I spell, but I manage to frequently string enough words together to form sensible sentences. I have also been known to use words with more than two syllables, as well as giving answers that are at least a little bit more detailed than "yes" or "no". I love the art of conversation
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
living it
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
anything by lee childs ,jack higgins,james patterson,to mention but a few
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my children. my friends and family,sense of humour,food,music,travel
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Would'nt be private if i told you ...ha
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-if you dare haha or fit the following
two arms (one is acceptable, three is pushing your luck)
- two legs (likewise)
- a pulse
- various bits in between :-)
- and.... the really important bit... a brain. Common sense, emotional IQ, that sort of stuff. Communication skills! Sense of humour! The ability to laugh!

The arms, legs, and various bits in between seem easy enough to find, but the brain part isn't. Bugger.

MUST be able to laugh, and like doing so often.

I like meeting people - any age, size, appearance or background. I don't care whether you are short or tall, thin, large, older, younger or whatever. I try to respect every person that I meet in my life - after all, we all make a contribution to each other's lives in some way (hopefully positively).

Communication skills! Yes, I am a traitor to the male population - I like deep and meaningful personal conversations! Any relationship, whether it be a short term fling or a life long relationship, requires constructive communication. I hate yelling, screaming and stupid criticism. Maybe it’s a maturity thing - I’d like to be able to express my true feelings with people, and for them to express theirs to me.

No mind games. I'm a fairly passionate person, and I'm passionate about honesty and truth. I despise lying! I want to believe that the people in my life are good people. I do my best to be an honest and trustworthy person, and I hope that the people that I meet in my life are the same. Words like genuine and sincere sound so cliché, but they are important to me. Other important words: trust, loyalty, caring.

I’m getting pretty big on acceptance these days. I don’t care who you are, what you look like, or how attractive you think that you may or may not be. I want to accept you for your personality and soul, and I hope that people accept me in the same way. I don’t get into stupid power trips. I want to appreciate you because you are different to everyone else, and I hope that you appreciate me the same way.

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