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onesntwos

25 F Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:13pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
So basically... I'm fresh meat...

I just moved to LA from SF and am looking for some sort of community in these parts.

Generally speaking... I enjoy/practice sarcasm and appreciate it when it's reciprocated. I think I'm funny, you might not and that's okay. I'm sure I have lots of other glowing qualities that you'll appreciate.

FOR EXAMPLE:
Reliability.
Punctuality.
Consistency.
Affordability. (cheap date, but still classy)

I identify on the more transmasculine spectrum. I accept any/all pronouns.
What I’m doing with my life
Basically re-vamping my life which is super fun and stressful all at the same time. Go me.

Fun Fact: I'm an ex professional parkour free runner/ stunt lady. No I will not "show you my moves", unless you want to learn. Then maybe.

I work for a website that revolves around dealing with angry restaurant owners. It can be fairly entertaining/mind numbing. I can basically work from anywhere that has internet though, which is a huge perk.

Before moving to LA, I worked at a recording studio in the bay area as a sound engineer/producer. We're now in the process of relocating and creating projects down here which is pretty legit. I'm looking to get back into djing once I am settled here and have made some connections. So if you are just that, please, HOLLER!

I like to pile my plate nice and high. I seem to function better that way anyways.

"na na na diva is a female version of a hustla…"
I’m really good at
Making myself laugh. I also laugh fairly hard/loud, but whatever. It's debilitating and infectious. So watch out.

Talking people up. Being confident. Interpretive dance. Knowing all of the words to every song played in the club.

Making mix CDs. You'll probably never want one from anyone else, to be real.
The first things people usually notice about me
Unfortunately people tend to notice my small feet or my plethora of tattoos.

The joker smile I was blessed with.

I would LOVE if more people noticed my fat cheeks. AKA my storage units.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Pretty much anything Oprah suggests or things my mom/grandma/aunt/3rd cousins have read.
I'm a big fan of David Sedaris.
I read the huffington post on the daily as well as a billion other fun fact websites.
"Hypocrite In A Puffy White Dress" is one of the best memoirs I've ever read in my entire life.

Movies: My friends say I'm lacking in this department, and I completely agree. I am NOT a movie buff in any way. I love watching them but I am generally months/years behind.
I've been really into documentaries lately. For example; "Meet The Fokkens", "Paris Is Burning", and "Carl Panzram".
I will never deny that I LOVE musicals. I recently got a Hedwig And The Angry Inch tattoo.
Down for a rom-com any day too. (Maid in Manhattan is preferred).

Shows: I'll admit I just finished all of "The L Word", as well as "Jersey Shore". I'm kind of a late bloomer with tv as well. "Strange Sex", "Hoarders", "Girl Code" aka mainstream and somewhat pointless shows. I try to view them all as educational.

Music: Being that this is kind of my realm of interest, I am not going to bore you with listing everything I have in my Itunes. It's just to much. My preference is mostly 90s r&b/hiphop, or shit I listened to in high school. No shame. But really, I rotate music on my ipod a lot because my computer is overloaded with it. I always have an eclectic mix going on.

Foods!: Mothafuckin grilled cheese. Not the fancy shmancy whole foods kind either. The wonder bread with kraft singles kind. AKA THE BEST KIND.
I eat basically anything and everything. So if you have a strict diet, that's cool. I can get down with it no problem. I'm also fairly conscious of those things with people and accommodate.
The six things I could never do without
Boooooring. What about six things I can get rid of, easily. GO!

1% Milk. What's the point? It's gross too.
Pickles. Again, gross.
Grammar Nazis. Jus knock it off. At least I don't tYpE LiK dISSS. (And if you do type like that, and you read this, check yo-self.)
The random dirt that ends up in your finger nails, when you have literally done nothing all day.
What's that trilogy movie people are obsessed with that I've never seen, and could careless about?... Star Wars.
People who drive below the speed limit. Move. Out. The. Way.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How music would be so much better if Tupac and Biggie were still around.
The little sticky note that I have on my mirror that says "get famous. get rich." Makes sense.

Who is going to be the future girl that pussy pops in my face, while I order pizza…
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't have much of a "routine". And I'm definitely not a regular anywhere.

Gym. Reading. Working. Piddling around on the internetz. Pretending to be djing in front of thousands of people in my room (that's embarrassing, but I also have no shame).
More than likely it's jus my best friend and I on Skype while I dj for him…

Being irritated with shitty drivers, and shit head drunks. I'm flexible.

I am not opposed to pretty much anything. I will go to a random bar of your choice, and order a shirley temple with no shame. I'll go to any club and dance/sing my little heart out, also with no shame.
Basically I have no shame, but only on Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In your dreams OkCupid.

^^ I don't remember ever typing that there. But I'm wondering if when you leave it blank, it defaults to that response. Interesting...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're capable of making fun of me/yourself/everything within reason. You AREN'T a privileged douche.
You come from any walk of life, and identify as anything you want/feel is appropriate.
You want to arm wrestle.
You want to see who can charm who the best/worst.
You're a great wingman/want a great wingman.
You want to talk shit and have it dished back at you.
You're down.