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26 Los Angeles, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:47am
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Art / Music / Writing

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Generally speaking... I enjoy/practice sarcasm and appreciate it when it's reciprocated. I think I'm funny, you might not and that's okay. I'm sure I have lots of other glowing qualities that you'll appreciate.

Affordability. (cheap date, but still classy)
Decent conversationalist.

Originally from the bay areaaaa.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a sound engineer/producer at several studios around LA. I also coordinate a mentorship program for kids who want to learn the functions of a recording studio. This is anything from basic recording knowledge, all the way to teaching them how to play instruments and vocal coaching. I have 4 students right now, who I absolutely love and adore and can't wait to see them grow.

I recently took the GRE and applied for Grad School. Go me! I'll be spending the next year or so prepping for that. Aiming to get a MSW (masters of social work). I seem to function better in society when I have the MOST I can possibly have on my plate. Don't let the sway you though. As I said previously, I am very reliable, as well as communicative.

Outside of the business, I'm always down for new adventures. I've only lived in LA jus shy of a year, but I can tell there is always something new and exciting to do. I wanna be apart of it all. I also have a penpal who I love to pieces and write very frequently.

"na na na diva is a female version of a hustla…"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself laugh. I also laugh fairly hard/loud, but whatever. It's debilitating and infectious. So watch out.

Talking people up. Being confident. Interpretive dance. Knowing all of the words to every song played in the club.

Making mix CDs. You'll probably never want one from anyone else, to be real.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Unfortunately people tend to notice my small feet or my plethora of tattoos.

The joker smile I was blessed with.

I would LOVE if more people noticed my fat cheeks. AKA my storage units.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'm a big fan of David Sedaris (Me Talk Pretty One Day), Kate Bornstein (Gender Outlaws), Susan Gilman (Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress), Jennifer Gonnerman (Life on the Outside).

Currently re-reading: Text books for school. Booooring! But also "The Outsiders" which I highly recommend.

Movies: My friends say I'm lacking in this department, and I completely agree. I am NOT a movie buff in any way.
Anything scary, gory, mind twisting, I'm all about it.

I've been really into documentaries lately. For example; "Meet The Fokkens", "Paris Is Burning", and "Carl Panzram".

I will never deny that I LOVE musicals. I have a Hedwig And The Angry Inch tattoo behind my ear.

Down for a rom-com any day too. (Maid in Manhattan is preferred).

Shows: Family Guy, American Dad, and Bobs Burgers are my go to saturday morning treats.

Music: Being that this is kind of my realm of interest, I am not going to bore you with listing everything I have in my Itunes. It's just to much. My preference is mostly 90s r&b/hiphop, or shit I listened to in high school. No shame. But really, I rotate music on my ipod a lot because my computer is overloaded with it. I always have an eclectic mix going on.

Foods!: Mothafuckin grilled cheese. Not the fancy shmancy whole foods kind either. The wonder bread with kraft singles kind. AKA THE BEST KIND.
I eat basically anything and everything though. I'm not opposed to much.

I love cheesecake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Envelopes to put said stamps on.
Water ( need it to physically live)
My little black book (full of reminders and ramblings)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How music would be so much better if Tupac and Biggie were still around. Not just the hiphop/rap community, music in its entirety.

Who is going to be the future girl that pussy pops in my face, while I order pizza…
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have much of a "routine". And I'm definitely not a regular anywhere.

Gym. Reading. Working. Piddling around on the internetz. Maybe at the club, maybe netflix binging. Most likely working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I only have hearing in one of my ears.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're capable of making fun of me/yourself/everything within reason.
You AREN'T a privileged douche.
You come from any walk of life, and identify as anything you want/feel is appropriate.
You want to arm wrestle.
You want to see who can charm who the best/worst.
You're a great wingman/want a great wingman.
You want to talk shit and have it dished back at you.
You're down.