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26 F Burbank, CA

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Last Online
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Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
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My self-summary
Generally speaking... I enjoy/practice sarcasm and appreciate it when it's reciprocated. I think I'm funny, you might not and that's okay. I'm sure I have lots of other glowing qualities that you'll appreciate.

Affordability. (cheap date, but still classy)
Decent conversationalist.

I'm new-ish to the LA area, originally from the bay area. I moved here in December to pursue new opportunities in the music industry. So far, so good.

I identify on the transmasculine spectrum. I accept any/all pronouns.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a sound engineer, freelance mostly, all around LA. Events, recording sessions, dj-ing, etc. I prefer to have headphones in my ears at all times.

Currently studying to take the GRE. As if I wasn't busy enough. Aiming to get a MSW (masters of social work). I seem to function better in society when I have the MOST I can possibly have on my plate. Don't let the sway you though. As I said previously, I am very reliable, as well as communicative.

"na na na diva is a female version of a hustla…"
I’m really good at
Making myself laugh. I also laugh fairly hard/loud, but whatever. It's debilitating and infectious. So watch out.

Talking people up. Being confident. Interpretive dance. Knowing all of the words to every song played in the club.

Making mix CDs. You'll probably never want one from anyone else, to be real.
The first things people usually notice about me
Unfortunately people tend to notice my small feet or my plethora of tattoos.

The joker smile I was blessed with.

I would LOVE if more people noticed my fat cheeks. AKA my storage units.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm a big fan of David Sedaris (Me Talk Pretty One Day), Kate Bornstein (Gender Outlaws), Susan Gilman (Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress), Jennifer Gonnerman (Life on the Outside).

Currently re-reading: Louise Erdrich; The Painted Drum and Stephen Chbosky; The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

I read the huffington post on the daily as well as a billion other fun fact websites.

Movies: My friends say I'm lacking in this department, and I completely agree. I am NOT a movie buff in any way. I love watching them but I am generally months/years behind.
I've been really into documentaries lately. For example; "Meet The Fokkens", "Paris Is Burning", and "Carl Panzram".

I will never deny that I LOVE musicals. I have a Hedwig And The Angry Inch tattoo behind my ear to the world to recognize.

Down for a rom-com any day too. (Maid in Manhattan is preferred).

Shows: I'm kind of a late bloomer when it comes to shows as well. I watched Jersey Shore about a year too late and still haven't seen all of the seasons of The L Word.
Family Guy, American Dad, and Bobs Burgers are my go to saturday morning treats though.

Music: Being that this is kind of my realm of interest, I am not going to bore you with listing everything I have in my Itunes. It's just to much. My preference is mostly 90s r&b/hiphop, or shit I listened to in high school. No shame. But really, I rotate music on my ipod a lot because my computer is overloaded with it. I always have an eclectic mix going on.

Foods!: Mothafuckin grilled cheese. Not the fancy shmancy whole foods kind either. The wonder bread with kraft singles kind. AKA THE BEST KIND.
I eat basically anything and everything though. I'm not opposed to much.
The six things I could never do without
Boooooring. What about six things I can get rid of, easily. GO!

1% Milk. What's the point? It's gross too.
Pickles. Again, gross.
Grammar Nazis. Jus knock it off. At least I don't tYpE LiK dISSS. (And if you do type like that, and you read this, check yo-self.)
The random dirt that ends up in your finger nails, when you have literally done nothing all day.
What's that trilogy movie people are obsessed with that I've never seen, and could careless about?... Star Wars.
People who drive below the speed limit. Move. Out. The. Way.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How music would be so much better if Tupac and Biggie were still around.
The little sticky note that I have on my mirror that says "get famous. get rich." Makes sense.

Who is going to be the future girl that pussy pops in my face, while I order pizza…
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't have much of a "routine". And I'm definitely not a regular anywhere.

Gym. Reading. Working. Piddling around on the internetz. Pretending to be djing in front of thousands of people in my room (that's embarrassing, but I also have no shame).
More than likely it's jus my best friend and I on Skype while I dj for him…

Being irritated with shitty drivers, and shit head drunks. I'm flexible.

I am not opposed to pretty much anything. I will go to a random bar of your choice, and order a shirley temple with no shame. I'll go to any club and dance/sing my little heart out, also with no shame.
Basically I have no shame, but only on Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In your dreams OkCupid.

^^ I don't remember ever typing that there. But I'm wondering if when you leave it blank, it defaults to that response. Interesting...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're capable of making fun of me/yourself/everything within reason. You AREN'T a privileged douche.
You come from any walk of life, and identify as anything you want/feel is appropriate.
You want to arm wrestle.
You want to see who can charm who the best/worst.
You're a great wingman/want a great wingman.
You want to talk shit and have it dished back at you.
You're down.