Hi! I'm a jack of all trades with no verifiable criminal record and lots of really amazing -though lonely- hobbies.

First of all, let's get something clear: I'm not a clubbing guy.
Yes, it might be harsh to start like this, but this is probably the only thing about myself that gets misunderstood, or the main thing that "needs" to be changed for me to have "social interaction".
No, not really a people's person. Dogs... dogs I do relate to.

Also, as my skinny says right besides this, I'm looking for a long and meaningful relationship. Sure, we can be friends. I don't hold anything against your particular way of going through life.
It's just that, when facing the possibility of a one night stand or something short, I've felt like I was using and being used.
Not my cup of tea, sorry.

That being said, I am human, I do have a libido and it's not going away any time soon. For me, long relationships have a sexual component that stands there like an elephant in... well, in my apartment :p

I'm not into smoking or taking drugs, I'm damaging myself enough with my lousy cooking and the chinese take-out food.
Then again, I'm not against people who want to kill themselves faster than the average, as long as they aren't lying to themselves. Drinking, I do it monthly at best. Not a big fan.

Actually, I'm not really against anything nor anyone, people should be able to do whatever they want as long as they don't mess with anyone else. I believe that moral is relative and ethics are personal.

My main hobby is reading, my english is self learned (Like almost everything else) and the carpet does match the curtains.
Other hobbies include poking stuff with a shinai, scuba diving (Getting expensive, sadly. I'm a certified rescue diver BTW), doing kayak (Not that I have the room for one in my apartment right now xD), sailing (Not anymore, though I do keep my certifications). Yeah, I like my aquatic sports ^^

I love (LOVE) british comedy from the 70's and 80's (A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Red Dwarf, etc). I can't get enough of them.

Regarding religion, or any dogmatic belief for that matter (Including atheism), I strive to achieve a state of tolerance, one that I haven't been able to reach just yet. I don't want to, but I'm a little condescending with/repulsed by people that think they have THE truth.

Also, I should point out that I suck at chitchat and, while I can follow up into almost any topic that you find interesting, my initiative is pretty much sub par. It's not that I don't enjoy a good conversation or debate, mind you. It's just that there's nothing casual about the topics I do find amusing. :P

So... If you are ok with me being a complete, utter proud misfit, then by all means do contact me.

(Disclaimer: While I'm not really 1/4 malkavian, I do have several garden gnomes hanging from my genealogical tree)

I make videogames for a living and take baths regularly (Bubble baths every other day, though) in my soap box sized apartment in Palermo.
When I find myself an entire weekend inside, I add paragraphs to this profile xD

I'm currently reading random books, listening to random music and eating stuff that I find on the streets, effectively submerging myself into this beautiful mess that is your species.

being modest.

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... Ok :p
Writing, listening, programming, playing Rock Band, swimming, surviving on peanuts and fruit preserves, understanding people, mediating, evading opportunities of getting laid, creating chaos out of my bedclothes, being someone else.

My laughter.
My goddamned stentorian, maniac and contagious laughter.
My "spongebob squarepants attitude" towards life.
(I get that a lot, what can I say?)
The fact that I work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

I love my literature (Isaac Asimov, J.R.R Tolkien, Douglas Addams, Terry Pratchett, Arthur C. Clarke, Phillip K. Dick, Edgar Allan Poe, Dan Simmons, Poul Anderson, Isabel Allende and John Keats, to name a few), my popcornless movies (Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa, Peter Weir, Robert Zemeckis, Jean Pierre Jeunet, Quentin Tarantino, Francis Ford Coppola, Woody Allen et. al.) and my music (Try my new http://www.lastfm.es/user/onimatrix).

Regarding food, I'm not that picky. I'll eat almost anything.

6) Work
5) Fun
4) Books
3) Family
2) Love
1) Peace of mind

Game making. Sex. Unpaid bills.

In that order.

Also, trying to answer the question "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?" without all that mooing.

Travelling from Bs As to Mar del Plata, to watch over my copious fertile lands and imaginary fish factories. And my friends and family, of course.

When there's no money you'll find me at home, watching TV and eating pizza.
Between you and me, I LOVE to stay at home and I HATE pubs and discos :P

Also, recently a ray of sunshine struck me full in the face and I spend all my fridays waiting for her to come over the next day =)

I've never played Winning Eleven. ö

The only reason why I'm not "On the road" (Yeah, Kerouac rules) is that I have an unhealthy relationship with all things electronic.

You like pineapples on your pizza, or if you don't.
(Why don't you like them? ._.)

You have some message for me from the distant future.

There's a great idea for a game running amok your brain and you either don't have the skills or you could use a handsome C/C++/Java/Python/Lua/Perl/Ruby programmer.

You read this all and you believe that there's a medal with your name on it. (It can be arranged)