Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a brain.... and an athlete.... and a basket case.... a
princess..... and a criminal. Does that answer any questions you
have about me?
Oh, it doesn't? Then let me continue.
I'm a total geek. Not geek chic fix your computer, but comic books,
board games & cartoons without living in my parent's basement.
I either get comfortable too quickly and over share or I try not to
over share and end up seeming not interested; apparently I have no
Hey, you're still reading my profile after that last paragraph and
haven't run off screaming. I should stop talking while I'm ahead
and you are still interested; you should message me now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for the local cable company and spend my days telling people
that a TV does not work if you do not turn your TV on.
I watch MMA as my sports outlet though I’m not above Sports Center
Being a nerd I enjoy reading; being a geek I enjoy gaming.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a great Storyteller (both versions, for those in the know). I
take the events that happen and word them in an epic way without
losing the actual facts but making everything sound much more
amazing. I've always hated "You had to be there" stories so I tell
I believe that I am a very good kisser… it's something I've been
told many times.
Apparently I am also now good at taking constructive criticism.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
“He’s a tall scary black man!”
Honestly, it’s what I get the most. Sad but true.
Others tell me it’s my array of very geeky t-shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A) Crooked Little Vein - a PI with a track record of bad luck is
hired by the government to track down a magic book in the depraved
underbelly of a morally bankrupt United States.
Thirteen Reasons Why - Weeks after a teenage girl's suicide, Clay
receives her audio suicide note explaining why she did it and the
many people who are responsible, including Clay.
Lamb: The Gospel According the Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal - the
story of Jesus and the 20 years of his life missing from the bible
where he traveled the world with his debaucherous childhood friend,
(B) Casablanca - classic love triangle tale set in German
controlled Morocco during WWII.
Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern are Dead - Hamlet from the point of
view of the most minor characters in the play; so minor they don't
even know what is actually going on.
Brick - While trying to find the killer of his ex-girlfriend who he
still has feelings for, a hard boiled high school outcast ruffles
the feather of the drama club, the jocks, the popular kids and the
suburb's 20-something drug trafficking don.
(C) Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Tie in series to the Marvel Cinematic
Universe; comic book series on TV!
The Daily Show - parody news program that satirizes and ridicules
the absurdities of modern day current events.
Degrassi - the groundbreaking long running Canadian high school
(D) Classical, Country, Metal, Musicals, Rap, Reggae, Rock,
R&B... anything as long as it's good.
(E) Asian cuisine, be it Japanese, Chinese, Thai or any other. But
what I love to cook is American comfort food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to write with/on
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about everything… even horrible things no one should think
about, ever. Yet, there I am pondering the evil nature and hidden
strengths that all humans have.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A couple of my friends moved an hour away, so I spend Friday nights
over their house because it’s the only day we can see each other.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been clean of cigarettes, heroin, coke, weed and all narcotics
since August 1, 1990.
My favorite terrible pick up line is "Hey babe, are you a fixed APR
Load? Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you
have no interest."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't live too far away, you want to try something different
than what you're used to, and go away with a happy memory.
Most of my friends are girls, so if you're the jealous type you
need not apply.
Also, if you've gotten at least this far and are not interested,
drop me a note and tell me why? Am I coming off arrogant,
condescending, degrading, elitist, geeky, nerdy, or maybe I'm just
plain old fashion ugly! I'd like to find out why I get many views
but no one gives me a chance.
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