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22 M Gainesville, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:19am
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Elvis. Language aficionado. Rap game Alphonse Mucha. If you're into the Myers-Briggs, I'm an INTP, and I rock that "I" hard.
What I’m doing with my life
Lately my days consist of stocking shelves at Target, reading, painting in my underwear, making comic strips with my friend, running to get in shape, freestyle rapping when no one is listening, smoking my life away, drinking and meeting new people, listening to Kayo Dot on repeat, cooking tasty meals, and generally trying to improve myself in little ways, learn new skills, or create something. My job has me up all night, so I mostly sleep during the day.

I just graduated with a BA in Linguistics and I have no clue what I'm going to do with it. Teaching English in China is an appealing possibility, though, but that will be somewhere farther down the road if it happens.
I’m really good at
Petting dogs
Death growls
My professor once told me I have beautiful handwriting. Pretty sure she meant only in Chinese, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my name is Elvis. People love that one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Generally, anything concerning linguistics & languages, animals, evolution, culture, history, science, the future, art, weird social or historical phenomena, dreams, religion, occultism, fantasy, science fiction, strange subcultures, unsolved mysteries, cryptids, aliens, dinosaurs or other prehistoric life. I like fiction and non-fiction alike.

Musically, I'm drawn to the dark and introverted, but I like other kinds of music as well. Kayo Dot, Have a Nice Life, Swans, Joy Division, Kendrick Lamar, Death Grips, Gorguts, Wovenhand, Grimes, Passion Pit are a few of the artists I'm into at the moment.

I love all kinds of food, truly. However, I am one of those people for whom cilantro tastes like soap. Never invite me to Chipotle, unless you want to see what a barf burrito looks like.
The six things I could never do without
Art supplies
Prescription drugs
Library card
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why some people on OkCupid expect a conversation to basically be an interview where one person asks all the questions and the other just answers them.

I also worry a lot (a trait I inherited from my mother, doubtless). I spend a lot of time worrying about unimportant shit. And some important shit, occasionally.

I have a purely obsessional form of OCD that fucks with my mind heavy by making me dwell for hours on end on weird conspiracy theories I read online, or what evidence is there that God exists, or is this all a mass hallucination, are fascists sane, did aliens visit the ancient Sumerians? Etc. Things like that. Don't worry, I won't bore you with my crazy. Unless you want me to. The well of lunacy is bottomless. Just know I don't actually believe most of the hooplah I come across. OCD is the disease of doubt, after all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Possibly working. Otherwise, at The Midnight, chilling with friends and/or trying to meet people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I take an anti-depressant to manage my mental health. I'm not supposed to drink alcohol while I'm on it, but I do anyway, because I have issues and let's face it, they're not going to drink themselves away.

Btw, I'm suspicious of people who don't put anything in this section. It's the most private thing you're WILLING to admit, not your deepest, darkest secret that you hope to take to your grave. If you can't come up with something, I just assume you're closed-off in general.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
The main qualities I look for are openness, intelligence, and non-judgmentalness. If you're cool and awesome and you think we can enrich each others' lives, let's be friends, let's be tennis buddies or language partners or bandmates or co-authors or something and have adventures. I'm also making it clear that I am looking for a romantic partner as well, but that's obviously not a necessary condition.

Guys, don't be shy, feel free to message me, too. I won't suck your dick, but I'll be your broseph for sure.