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23 Gainesville, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:10pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
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My name is Elvis. I like reading, writing, drawing, gaming, philosophy, languages, animals (especially monotremes), and talking about most topics. I hate the idea of "selling myself," so I'm just gonna be brutally honest cause fuck it we're all humans, right?

- I'm intensely loyal to those who reciprocate.
- Smarty pants.
- Articulate as FUCK.
- I am never at a loss for interesting topics to talk about
- I'm open-minded to a fault.
- I have never worn a fedora in my life.
- I'm great with animals, especially dogs
- Panpetual (I like all kinds of pets)
- I'm simply the best cuddler you will ever meet.
- Delightfully nerdy.
- Sensitive thug.
- I'll tutor you in English/Linguistics/Spanish/Chinese/basic algebra cause my math's not that great anymore.
- Not a picky eater.
- I can make a mean kung-pao chicken.
- I have a car.

- I can be moody and irritable at times, especially when under stress.
- I'm addicted to cigarettes and caffeine.
- I'm messy as hell. (I.e. the warzone that is my bedroom)
- Holder of grudges. Working on it.
- I'm slow to warm up to new people.
- My bleak/pessimistic/nihilistic worldview can be a bit intense for some people.
- Not that good with kids.
- I get dandruff in dry weather.
- Low self-esteem/confidence is a perpetual thorn in my side.
- I curse like a sailor
- You like the dad bod?
- I am a committed antinatalist, which means I have made a moral choice never to have children. This is a bad thing for some people, apparently.

Leftist, liberal, anti-right, anti-conservative, pro-feminist, egalitarian, anti-fascist, anti-capitalist, anti-nationalist, anti-authoritarian, anti-traditionalist, anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-queerphobia, anti-ageist, pro-drugs, pro-euthanasia, pro-children's rights, pro-gay rights, antinatalist. I've taken somewhat of an interest in anarchism lately (especially anarcho-primitivism).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just graduated from UF last May, where I studied linguistics and Chinese. My Chinese is really rusty though; I need to get on that.

Taking a break from school to work while I decide on the next step.

In my free time, I'm working on a pen & paper/trading card/board game of my own design. I also draw things like aliens and bounty hunting priests and cyberpunk androids.

I have no definite long-term goals save the ceaseless pursuit of fulfillment in the present. And I am content to live in this way for now. I do want to live outside of Florida, though. Maybe Seattle, Portland, Vancouver. I am fascinated by the Pacific Northwest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking. Drawing. Lucid dreaming. Freestyle rapping. Introspecting. Feeling out the vibes in a group of people. Typing fast. Death growls. Creating my own languages. I'm a modest boss at The Last of Us multiplayer (my PSN name is calonyctiondude). My Chinese professor once told me I have beautiful handwriting. I've dabbled in painting and I am currently trying my hand at writing fiction but neither are things I'm really good at yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Wait, your name is really Elvis?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Literature: interests include linguistics & languages, animals, evolution, culture, history, science, the future, art, philosophy (Continental and Eastern ftw), weird social or historical phenomena, dreams, religion, occultism, fantasy, science fiction, strange subcultures, unsolved mysteries, cryptids, aliens, dinosaurs or other prehistoric life. Currently reading: 1Q84

I'm not a huge cinema or TV junkie. Louie, It's Always Sunny, Game of Thrones, Portlandia, Detroit Metal City are a few of my favorite shows. Currently watching: The Walking Dead

My taste in music is all over the place. Black metal, death metal, prog, avant-garde, zeuhl, post-punk, goth, hip-hop are some of my favorite genres. Currently listening to: Marduk, Death Grips, Kayo Dot, Cold Cave, Have a Nice Life, Grimes, Type O Negative

I love all kinds of food. However, I am one of those people for whom cilantro tastes like soap. Never invite me to Chipotle, unless you've ever wondered what a partially-digested burrito looks like. Currently eating: I have the munchies always
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art supplies
Library card
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Personal ethics. Compassionate nihilism. Radical relativism and pluralism. Moral self-determination. Antinatalism. The absurdity of the human condition. Stuff to write about. Game design.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what I do everyday.
You should message me if
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You want to share interests and learn more about each other.

Qualities I look for in a partner are
-open-mindedness and open-heartedness
-compassion and comprehension
-a fierce intelligence
-fearlessness and loyalty in both love and friendship
-a nice butt
-Let me save you a lot of time: atheists/leftists strongly preferred.