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onlimpidform

23 M Gainesville, FL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:07am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Elvis. Language nerd. Rap game Alphonse Mucha. If you're into the Myers-Briggs, my personality type is INTP. Heavy on the I and P, moderately NT.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just graduated with a BA in Linguistics (minor in Chinese). Taking a break from school to work while I decide on the next step. Grad school for linguistics is an increasingly appealing option.

In my free time, you can usually find me reading, drawing weird little creatures in the margins of my journal, moving from one existential crisis to another, consuming way too much coffee, smoking my life away, drinking and meeting new people, sucking ass at Destiny, listening to Kayo Dot on repeat, and generally trying to learn new things or create something.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing. Lucid dreaming. Freestyle rapping. Feeling out the vibes in a group of people. Death growls. Creating my own languages for fun. My Chinese professor once told me I have beautiful handwriting. I've dabbled in painting and I am currently trying my hand at writing fiction but neither are things I'm really good at yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Wait, your name is really Elvis?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Literature: interests include linguistics & languages, animals, evolution, culture, history, science, the future, art, philosophy, weird social or historical phenomena, dreams, religion, occultism, fantasy, science fiction, strange subcultures, unsolved mysteries, cryptids, aliens, dinosaurs or other prehistoric life.

I'm not a huge cinema or TV junkie. Louie, It's Always Sunny, Game of Thrones, Portlandia, Detroit Metal City are a few of my favorite shows.

My taste in music is all over the place. See last.fm/user/aborted_one

I love all kinds of food. However, I am one of those people for whom cilantro tastes like soap. Never invite me to Chipotle, unless you've ever wondered what a partially-digested burrito looks like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art supplies
Prescription drugs
Library card
Cigarettes
Coffee
Spotify
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Personal ethics. Compassionate nihilism. Radical relativism and pluralism. Existentialism. Moral self-determination. Absurdity. Buddhism. Cynicism (the ancient Greek philosophy, not the shitty attitude).

My worldview is subject to constant and often drastic revision.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Possibly working. Otherwise, at The Midnight, chilling with friends and trying to meet people, or just playing PS4 and laughing at how terrible I am at every single game.
You should message me if
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You want to share interests and learn more about each other.