Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm big into intellectual conversations, there are not enough smart
people in the world..
I can't cook, but I can clean a mean dish.
I use the word superfluous far too often.
Even though I have none (edit: this has just recently changed), I
think tattoos are ungodly sexy.
I have a tendency to say the most inappropriate thing at the worst
possible time. Some people think I would have to work at it to be
this good, not the case I was actually born with this unique
I'm fairly political, I think it's essential that people are well
informed on issues that concern their lives and choose the correct
leaders who share those same views.
I see alot of people put on here that they "model". Well, I don't.
BUT, I WAS propositioned once to be a "gay" model. So there you go,
gay people like me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Went to school at LSU, then UNT in Denton, now own my own business.
My current goal in life is to laugh as much as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
volleyball, talking politics (at least during election years),
wearing funny shirts, umm.. eating..pretty good at that so far.
Turning an awkward situation into an even MORE awkward one...
The first things people usually notice about me
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I get my eyes alot. I once got my eyebrows, which I thought was
interesting. I appreciated her unique take on attractiveness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love all types of music except a certain few. Not a huge fan of
country (but I LOVE to two step... yes I know that doesn't make
sense and I agree with you), ska, heavy heavy metal, and alil punk,
other than that I can listen to about any kind of music.
Dave Chappelle is the funniest man alive.
I'm from new orleans so it would be a crime to not love crawfish,
HUGE fan of crawfish.
Even though I do read all the time, I'm not one for fiction novels,
unless it's chuck palahniuk (that man is twisted in the most
wonderful way). I usually read the news online or the paper.
Big into movies and documentaries, I'll watch just about anything,
not really into horror flicks though, zombie movies are pretty bad
too. 28 days later was pretty good.
Boondock Saints, anything with kevin spacey, he always makes great
movies, memento, list goes on really... If i posted every movie i
liked or disliked this thing would be 5 pages long.
BUT, for your enjoyment, i will post my top most HATED movies of
all time. (not in any order, there all equally shitty)
-Spiderman 3. Why why why!! did you ruin up a great trilogy! WHY?!
I hate you emo spiderman.
-Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull- So this is how
i envision this conversation going down. George Lucas calls Steven
Spielberg and says "Steven, I'm not rich enough, what can we do
about this?" Steven says "well george, i guess we can make another
indiana jones movie." "does it need to be good?" "Nah, the name
will carry it alone." "ok sounds good lets do it, but make sure
there are aliens in it this time!"
-The matrix 3- really do i need to tell you why? you know why...
-Anchorman- Will Ferrell, why are you not funny? better yet why are
you making millions of dollars off of your not funniness? Ok so
thats not totally true, he has his moments, but this movie was
horrible... Edit: out of all the things on my profile, this is what
I get the most hate for... not liking Will Ferrell... I'm not
changing it and you should be ashamed if you love this movie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
Singing in the shower
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to put the square peg in that damn round hole!... No?
Work. Volleyball, making the world a better place, how to make
people laugh at my horrible jokes (see above).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends? Stupid question...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never been to six flags... I'm ashamed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Are you funny? Don't take shit too seriously? Are you alil twisted?
See things differently? These are all good things. Also, if
is an example of something that looks awesome to you and you would
jump out your seat this very instant if you had the chance to go
there, we will probably have a good time.
You should NOT message me:
-If you get jealous easily.
-If you need constant attention. Don't have the time.
-If you are judgmental. Probably the worst character flaw I can
-If you think you are God's gift to men and I need to "impress" you
to catch your attention. I'm not your fucking court jester.
I think thats about it.
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