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onlyhalfkidding

26 M Providence, RI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Vermont, Colorado, Utah, DC, NYC, now Providence. After 3 years in New York I'm excited to explore a new place. And it'll be great to be close to the outdoors again.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a product designer, can't complain. Although I'd prefer to be on a bicycle, drinking a beer, talking with someone smarter than I am, reading, or traveling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering names
Trivia
Analogies
Laughing at things that I think are funny
The first things people usually notice about me
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My resemblance to Tom Cruise
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading Anna Karenina. Favorites are Alain de Botton, Cormac McCarthy, Christopher Hitchens, David Foster Wallace, and George Orwell.

Drive, Beasts of the Southern Wild, The Grey, Brick, Wall-E, Layer Cake, Fargo, Senna

Mad Men, Archer, South Park, Top Gear

Sigur Ros, Sander van Doorn, Pretty Lights, Tiesto, Phoenix, Gareth Emery, Porter Robinson, Mumford & Sons, Ellie Goulding

Korean, Mexican, blueberries, avocados, is beer a food?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
bicycles
passport
good beer
good coffee
good friends
Clif Bars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm traveling next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
New to Providence so no clue.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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