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onlykando

27 New London, CT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I shake my butt in public often and
I make faces at kids if I go to the store;
definitely that guy, but I like that guy.

My name's Kando.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm not interested in traditional relationships.
I'm mostly trying to connect with 'quirky'.

I'm registered with the Ministry of Silly Walks.
I like to scrawl where I can. It's all crap!
Board games. Bonus if you're competitive!
Terrible terrible painting. Try with me!
Winter walks. Work for that kiss - I'll be bundled like an eskimo!

I have too many plants.
My friend got me hooked.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Texting puns.
Stealing off your plate in public, like a ninja.
Getting kicked under the table, not so ninja.
Basically, being a goonie in general.

Non-sequiturs. No one gets them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was once described as acidic and welcoming;
much like a fresh orange without rinds or peel.

I think that's what the people are thinking.
Or that I can reach high things. Probably that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you go home with somebody, and they don't have any books ...
-John Waters

Movies! Books! He even cooks!
We can make a meal together!

Island. Slapstick. The Stranger.
Boogie Nights. Beetlejuice. Muppet Treasure Island.
Why? Melee. The Cranberries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I will never own a car which doesn't also have a sun roof.
That off of my chest, here are a few of my favorite things:

scent: tarragon.
feel: curling into my undersized sofa.
taste: dipped pretzels.
sight: the copper glow of streetlamps.
sound: crystal castles!
extra: a secret place I found in Spain.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social norms, harmless taboos.
I enjoy committing faux pas.

Un-successful people.
Peacemakers, restorers, healers; those sorts.

I want to live in a green house, with its muddy smell
and its earthy warmth and white lit-up walls.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
bumping fenders to make a tight parallel park.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mom says I'm a catch.

I own hunky men pillow cases, which were a joke gift I still pretend to take seriously. I flaunt them, obviously.

I like to wear suspenders and yank on the straps all day.
I like to wear boots and stomp around.

I tell jokes during sex sometimes and we try hard not to laugh,
but we do.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can laugh at yourself sometimes.
That says enough about someone I'd be cool with meeting;
it's about having charm without all the caked-on grace.
No guarantees, but it's what I'm striving for.

Let's be serious though;
you're not initiating anyway ;d