I make faces at kids if I go to the store;
I'm definitely that guy, but I like that guy.
My name's Kando.
I'm mostly trying to connect with 'quirky'.
I'm registered with the Ministry of Silly Walks.
Board games. Bonus if you're competitive!
I like to scrawl where I can. It's all crap!
Terrible terrible paintings too. Try with me!
Winter walks. Work for that kiss - I'll be bundled like an eskimo!
Plants. I have too many plants.
My friend got me hooked.
Stealing off your plate in public, like the batman.
Getting myself kicked under the table. Much less batman.
Basically, being a goonie in general.
much like a fresh orange without rinds or peel.
I think that's what the people are thinking.
Or that I can reach high things. Probably that.
That off of my chest, here are a few of my favorite things:
feel: curling into my undersized sofa.
taste: dipped pretzels.
sight: the copper glow of streetlamps.
sound: crystal castles!
I'd also like to live in a green house, with its muddy smell
and its earthy warmth and white lit-up walls.
Social norms and taboos.
I embody an harmless faux pas.
Words like non-plussed and shaft,
which can mean one thing or the opposite.
Pop culture and why no one gets my non-sequiturs.
When it was that I started conversing with people's pets.
Just in case though, message me if
you can laugh at yourself sometimes.
That says enough about someone I'd feel great meeting.
It's about having charm without all the caked-on grace.