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onlykando

27 New London, CT Man, Non-binary

Man, Non-binary

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Status
Single
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I shake my butt in public often and
I make faces at kids if I go to the store;
I'm definitely that guy, but I like that guy.

My name's Kando.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm not interested in traditional relationships.
I'm mostly trying to connect with 'quirky'.

I'm registered with the Ministry of Silly Walks.
Board games. Bonus if you're competitive!
I like to scrawl where I can. It's all crap!
Terrible terrible paintings too. Try with me!
Winter walks. Work for that kiss - I'll be bundled like an eskimo!

Plants. I have too many plants.
My friend got me hooked.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying yes, positive vibes. And being a snarky little shit too.
Stealing off your plate in public, like the batman.
Getting myself kicked under the table. Much less batman.

Basically, being a goonie in general.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was once described as acidic and welcoming;
much like a fresh orange without rinds or peel.

I think that's what the people are thinking.
Or that I can reach high things. Probably that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Island. Slapstick. The Stranger.
Boogie Nights. Beetlejuice. Muppet Treasure Island.
Why? The Cranberries. Melee.
Broad City. South Park. MST3K.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I will never own a car which doesn't also have a sun roof.
That off of my chest, here are a few of my favorite things:

scent: tarragon.
feel: curling into my undersized sofa.
taste: dipped pretzels.
sight: the copper glow of streetlamps.
sound: crystal castles!

I'd also like to live in a green house, with its muddy smell
and its earthy warmth and white lit-up walls.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything as a caricature or vignette, even though it's not.

Social norms and taboos.
I embody an harmless faux pas.

Words like non-plussed and shaft,
which can mean one thing or the opposite.

Pop culture and why no one gets my non-sequiturs.

When it was that I started conversing with people's pets.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
bumping fenders to make a tight parallel park.

... inappropriate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mom says I'm a catch.

During sex, I tell jokes sometimes
and we try hard not to laugh, but we do.

I own hunky men pillow cases, which were a joke gift.
I flaunt them, obviously.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Let's be serious: you're not initiating.

Just in case though, message me if
you can laugh at yourself sometimes.

That says enough about someone I'd feel great meeting.
It's about having charm without all the caked-on grace.