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35 Minneapolis, MN Man


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  • Ages 26–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
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Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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Just rockin' it.

I'm a ghost in a zombie.

Or maybe...
doing a lot of artwork and have been in a lot of shows. writing a lot and self-publishing books. I have a lot (is that too many a lots?) of tattoos and am always planning my next one. People tell me I have a unique take on it. I walk regularly. I think it's more meditative than running or biking. I collect records and like going to shows, tho I never think I see enough. Idk...
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to eat healthy, exercise, be outside, getting tattoos, being more informed about things, writing books. I currently have 11. I have some idea that I wanna start volunteering. That all sounds good right? ...and murder. Jk:) that would sound way funnier if I said it in person. I couldn't even kill a spider. They're too fascinating.
I’m really good at
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Figuring out a logical order to some amount of chaos, talking myself into or out of things, being polite, staying calm under pressure, following thru on what i say i'm gonna do, making bad murder or death jokes. Or maybe I'm bad at making good murder or death jokes. It depends on the situation I guess.

Wait, I shoulda just said something like...
The first things people usually notice about me
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That i'm giving the silent treatment to my imaginary vampire friend, i'm partially see-thru, tattoos that apparently might not be real but don't seem to ever wash off, smiling too close to walls, my lazy and closed third eyes in the back of my head?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- my favorite book is perfume: the story of a murderer. I also really like fast food nation, and plastic: a toxic love story. Philip k. Dick's my favorite author. I like fairy tales- the brothers Grimm, Lewis Carroll, Aesop, Hans christian Andersen. Other authors I generally like- Oliver sacks, Neil degrasse Tyson, etgar keret, William kotzwinkle,chuck klosterman.

Movies directors: Quentin tarantino, Tim Burton, Alfred hitchcock, rob zombie, Darren Aronofsky. Ghostbusters is my favorite movie. I like the hellraiser movies. All of them. Well except the last, that doesn't count. It doesn't even have Doug Bradley. What else. Lately I've liked American Mary, Weekend at Bernie's, event horizon, the dark knight, night of the living dead, I guess I have a fondness for horror and/ or dark movies.

Music- someone said something to the effect that ten percent to a genre's good. I think people label themselves too much to genres. Saying that I like- the cars, the kills, Hank III, tricky, kid cudi, asteroids galaxy tour, pink floyd, aphex twin, nine inch nails, the black belles, the beatles, depeche mode, michael jackson, guns n' roses, janelle monae, rodrigo y gabriela, mastodon, queens of the stone age, buddy guy, early wu tang, the lonely island. I feel that wasn't as diverse as I was hyping it up to be:) oh well...

Food- as a last meal I'd do it party style, catered that is. Fruits and vegs, cheese and crackers, organic wine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pen, keys, sunglasses, radio, magnets, incense. I'm pretty sure I don't need air:) I mean it's alright.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The numbers behind things, spiders, which me is which, the color black, starting sentences w/ the word "it"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Helping old ladies cross streets, rescuing cats stuck in trees. Howling at the moon and chasing my tail? Jk, I don't have a tail I promise. Chasing tales may be more fitting. Time keeps speeding up, and I try to stop and smell the flowers. I tell myself that at least.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sleep backwards in my bed. This makes more sense than it sounds w/ the layout of my bedroom:)

Also I really like googly eyes.
You should message me if
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If lines cross, but don't have to. If nights tell shadows why not. If days are short and short all depends on perception of things that don't matter in the first place. If fragile eyes are about callous. It's always an if, and a yeah (probably not wrong).

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