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onnset

35 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Just rockin' it.

Or...
I'm a ghost in a zombie.

Or maybe...
doing a lot of artwork and being in a lot of shows. writing a lot and self-publishing books. I have a lot (is that too many a lots?) of tattoos and am always planning my next one. People tell me I have a unique take on it. I walk regularly. I think it's more meditative than running or biking. I collect records and like going to shows, tho I never think I see enough. Idk...
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to eat healthy, exercise, be outside, getting tattoos, being more informed about things, writing books. I just put out 4 in a single month. I have some idea that I wanna start volunteering. That all sounds good right? ...and murder. Jk:) that would sound way funnier if I said it in person. I couldn't even kill a spider. They're too fascinating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out a logical order to things, being polite, staying calm under pressure, following thru on what i say i'm gonna do, making bad murder or death jokes. Or maybe I'm bad at making good murder or death jokes. It depends on the situation I guess.

Wait, I shoulda just said something like...
Opposites.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That i'm giving the silent treatment to my imaginary vampire friend, i'm partially see-thru, tattoos that apparently might not be real but don't seem to ever wash off, smiling too close to walls, my lazy and closed third eyes in the back of my head?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- my favorite book is perfume: the story of a murderer. I also really like fast food nation, and plastic: a toxic love story. Philip k. Dick's my favorite author. I like fairy tales- the brothers Grimm, Lewis Carroll, Aesop, Hans christian Andersen. Other authors I generally like- Oliver sacks, Neil degrasse Tyson, etgar keret, William kotzwinkle, chuck klosterman.

Movies- directors: Quentin tarantino, Tim Burton, Alfred hitchcock, rob zombie, Darren aronofsky.

Music- someone said something to the effect that ten percent to a genre's good. I think people label themselves too much to genres. Saying that I like- the cars, the kills, Hank III, tricky, kid cudi, asteroids galaxy tour, the black belles, the beatles, depeche mode, janelle monae, mastodon, queens of the stone age, the lonely island.

Food- as a last meal I'd do it party style, catered that is. Fruits and vegs, cheese and crackers, organic wine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pen, keys, sunglasses, radio, magnets, incense.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The numbers behind things, spiders, the color black, starting sentences w/ the word "it"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Helping old ladies cross streets, rescuing cats stuck in trees
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sleep backwards in my bed. This makes more sense than it sounds w/ the layout of my bedroom:)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If lines cross, but don't have to. If nights tell shadows why not. If days are short and short all depends on perception of things that don't matter in the first place. If fragile eyes are about callous. It's always an if, and a yeah (probably not wrong).