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onokcupidphilly

31 M Richmond, VA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Islam, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hipster
What I’m doing with my life
If being a smartass, snarky hipster fuck that can find something to hate about everyone and everything ever becomes a job ill consider applying. That is unless im at a bar, a show, or out to brunch. In that case ill probably just drink and take key bumps until the self loathing fades.
I’m really good at
Key bumps and beer
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
What's popular right now cuz I choose that
The six things I could never do without
5 black shirts and 1 pair of girls jeans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cartwheels and breakdowns as well as doing cartwheels during breakdowns
On a typical Friday night I am
At the show doing cartwheels
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've said the words "I like one or two bane songs" and meant it
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Your bangs cover at least one eye, and/or multiple lengths and colors