I:
* usually don't make a list for the grocery store but ALWAYS talk to myself while shopping to uncover what I need
* once caught a fish with a bare hand while the other was holding a baited fishing line
* am the eldest of 3. Both my sisters are smarter than I am.
* tried to get a tattoo in Bolivia, but was talked out of it as being 'too painful' by a tattoo artist with face tattoos
* hate watersports but love cliff diving
* get in dance-offs all the time - usually not my doing. Some people are gluttons for punishment.

Mathematician turned Marketer.

What I do is like being a sales guy, but without the usual douchebaggery.

And I get to do all that in the magical world of mobile software.

Reading people.
Telling stories.
Captioning photos.
Being a nighthawk.
Recognizing faces but forgetting names.
Logic puzzles.
Devouring staircases (long legs).
Hugging it out.
Being GGG.

Nothing you can take to a talent show :(

At the risk of sounding like a girl in high school, eyes and smile.

I think they're crazy, and are totally missing out on my sweet winter beard. Suckers!

Music: Sade, Common, Al Green, Odd Future, Tiesto, SHM, Lunice... anything with a resonant bass line really.

Plus, I must be the only person in my generation who is just now discovering Radiohead! I know, I know.

Shows: Sopranos, The Wire, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show, Nurse Jackie, Suits, Arrested Development.

I spent under $100 in my first month living in the Andes, so I could go spartan if I had to.

Now, things I consider my kryptonite:
- chocolate-covered pretzels
- long hot showers
- cheetos
- pho
- food court Thai food

Learning Spanish for real this time.
Arresting design.
Why people do the things they do.
How many worthy gins I have left to try.
What the fuck "juice" is.
How to prove my height here given that apparently people lie about these things.

Zig-zagging the city to see as many of my favourite people as possible.
Possibly resting for a big Saturday.
Definitely not squandering my 20s.

I once lost a dog left in my care. I still wonder what happened to him...

You love gin in an unhealthy way.
Your profile text wouldn't light up under spell or grammar check.
You know exactly where your passport is.
You are described as a "firecracker".

You see what I did there.