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onthefrix

29 Carol Stream, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Polish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dull stuff: I’m really active and athletic, and like to be outdoors as much as possible. Motivated, always smiling, and optimistic. I just really enjoy life, I'm happy with what it has brought me so far. I've been busy with work, school and traveling lately but there aren't many things I don’t enjoy doing so I’ll go with you on any adventure you’d like.

Cool stuff: I cry when winter comes, hate the cold. I have been in the paper twice! When cats come near me they instantly fall in love. I can juggle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Exploring different parts of this country one oddly shaped state at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a fool of myself on the dance floor. Figuring out how things work and working with my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Central Heterochromia, it's really neat but you'll probably have to get really close to get the best effect.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dan Brown, A Time to Kill, Ready Player One, Enders Game, Divergent
Movies: Wes Anderson films, Poolhall Junkies, Crazy Stupid Love, anything with Simon Pegg, Moonrise Kingdom, Slither
Shows: The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, The League, New Girl, Workaholics
Music: Country, alternative
Food: Pizza, sushi, grilled cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Awkwardness
Family
Sunlight (not in a duh its everywhere and you can't live without it kinda way)
Camera
A tailored suit
Roadtrips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
In 5th grade, at a city volleyball tournament, I served out the last 8 points for the win. I was the only player using an overhand serve and those little bastards couldn't handle it. It was the pinnacle of my life, everything since has been a bitter disappointment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a wine drinking, board game playing night with friends or cooking dinner and having a relaxing night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I prefer to take dating advice from morticians. They know how to keep a one-sided conversation going.
You should message me if
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I want someone who is attractive to me, but with low enough standards to consider dating me