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43 Staten Island, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27-45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:07am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Catholicism but it’s not important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, my name is Chris and yes, I admit it, I pretty much just look at your pictures. Do you actually read these?

Secondly, pics of me using my camera phone in the bathroom mirror, lifting my shirt and flashing gang signs are available upon request....

Anyway, as I'm sure you already know, you have to be a used car salesman to try and sell yourself on here and I know everyone has encountered their fair share of phonies, fakes and liars.Well, I consider myself to be a sincere, loyal, good hearted guy, who likes to make people laugh, enjoys good times with my family, friends and potential mate and just enjoys life.Oh and I love kids, especially my nephews.

I enjoy traveling, especially to the Caribean and Mexico.

Please try to use proper English and not write and speak like a 15 year old thug that's dream is to be in a Jay Z video...... Thanks

Also , dont let the blonde hair and blue eyes fool you, I come from a 100% Italian family...obviously the mailman was Irish/German.

I hope you got a laugh from my profile , but in all honesty it would be great meet someone that I click with and go from there......
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it......
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a friend
mixing cocktails
cooking (really good)
fantasy football/baseball
music trivia (useless I know)
Texas Hold em
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes ,my Tattoos, and my personality/wit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Teams: Yankees, Rangers, 49ers, Notre Dame, UFC
Movies: Boogie Nights, The Godfather I & II, Point Break, The Warriors, Slapshot, Caddyshack, Swingers, Old School, Made, Devils Rejects, anything with Vince Vaughn.

TV: Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones ,The Shield, Justified, Dexter, Homeland,Eastbound and Down, Miami Vice, 3rd Watch, Bar Rescue, Diners, Drivins & Dives, Man vs Food, Ink Master, That Metal Show.

Music:KISS, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Van Halen, Foreigner,Styx, Scorpions, Savatage, 70's/80's rock and metal, 70's/80's pop. I love to attend concerts and would really like to attend a festival in Europe one day.

Food/Drink: Sushi,Chinese, Mexican, Spanish, Italian, Steak, Seafood, BBQ, wine, sangria, margaritas, beer, Jack , Kettle One

People That I Find Funny: Nick DiPaolo, Dave Attell, Bill Burr, Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, Dennis Miller, Louie CK, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Amy Shumer, Anthony Jeselnyck, Greg Geraldo, Jeff Ross.

Books:The Game, The Dirt, Lords of Chaos, biographies including Sammy Hagar and Dave Mustaine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family & friends
My dog Ronnie James Dio
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- why is it that whenever I'm watching baseball on TV and the catcher takes a foul ball off his cup, the announcer feels the need to tell the audience "Oh that's gotta hurt!"?

- why can't my life be more like a TV commercial? Like when the party doesn't really get going until someone shows up with a DiGiorno pizza or a bucket of KFC, then I realize that I must not be getting invited to THOSE kind of parties.

-why does Coors Light come in a "FAMILY Pack"? I guess its target group are NASCAR families where the kiddies also dip Skoal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hopefully enjoying time with that special someone, if not relaxing from the work week or having a few drinks with friends...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mouth and sarcasm tend to get me in trouble, not everyone appreciates my sense of humor and wit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-because I don't suck.....
-you like to laugh and have a good time
-you believe that the juice is worth the squeeze