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onwingsofwax

32 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really like smart and ambitious women. It's an added bonus if that woman is entrepreneurial as well. I find all those qualities incredibly attractive.

Music infuses my life. I know that they say opposites attract but I can't imagine dating someone who wasn't passionate about music. You don't need to be a musician, I'm not, but I think I need someone who shares my deep and abiding love for music.

I am active and I usually go out a few nights a week for work and/or fun. That being said, when I picture my ideal relationship it mostly involves sitting on the couch surrounded by dogs watching multiple seasons of some tv show.

My friends say if I strapped a go pro to my head and tried to fix household objects it would make a great reality show. Said show would mostly consist of me hurting myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm lucky enough to spend my life working with amazing creative people. I have my own company that does artist management and entertainment law. I'm one of the few people who gets to do what they love for a living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Absorbing random information. I'm infinitely curious and love learning new things, so consequently I have a brain full of strange facts.

Oh, and I'm a great gift giver.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my tattoos. I get a lot of compliments on my eyes, too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book of all time is It by Stephen King. Favorite poem is Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Coleridge. I also really like the Notes from the Underground by Dostoyevsky. I just finished House Of Leaves and I couldn't be more impressed with it. The uncomfortable and unsettling feeling reading it is the closest I've come to being a little kid reading Stephen King under the sheets late at night. Such a masterpiece.

Favorite movie would probably be Almost Famous. I've always liked it but my job has made it much more poignant and personal as I've grown older. I also love American Beauty. I watch it every couple of months, though I couldn't tell you why. I think it makes me feel good about my life, in a strange way. After American Beauty, it would probably be Supertroopers. Or Bad Santa. Or Beavis and Butthead Do America. Something intelligent like that.

As for music, my loves tend to fall within either punk, hardcore, emo, pop punk, and some rap. Favorite bands would be Rise Against, Alkaline Trio, Guns and Roses, Jedi Mind Tricks, and so on. I have a serious soft spot for 90's alternative rock. If you're the type of person who gets goosebumps when they listen to a great song then we'll get along just fine. Random fact: that goosebump feeling is called frisson.

I love food, so picking a favorite is really tough. I would have to go with sushi. Or indian. Or mexican. Or maybe chinese. One of those. I love people who are adventurous eaters.

I just realized I didn't mention tv in here. Right now I'm really into Archer, Rick and Morty, Louis, Hannibal, House of Cards and more. Breaking Bad was amazing. I stockpile tv shows so I have something to watch during the summer. Right now it will probably be Arrow and maybe Orphan Black.

I also love Howard Stern and podcasts. I regularly listen to Adam Carolla, Nerdist, Aisha Tyler and more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog would have to be first, I can't imagine life without him. My computer would probably be second, since that also serves as my tv and my music machine. My car is pretty important. My tattoos because, well, they aren't going anywhere. I would have to say my contact lenses and glasses as the last two. It's hard to do much when you can't see.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. My brain really doesn't shut up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to decide if I want to stay in or go out. Listening to songs on youtube that I'm too embarrassed to pay for and put on my ipod (I'm currently listening to Jack and Diane.) Hoping my dog is just standing by the door and doesn't actually have to go for a walk. Talking to said dog more than is probably healthy.

Lately I've been in a routine of seeing a movie at the Arclight and then walking over to Loaded to hang out with my mohawked and tattooed friends. I can pass for a lawyer on the outside but inside I'm still a high school punk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I listen to way more Journey than someone in the music business should.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're also going to see Rise Against or Gaslight Anthem in September.

You want to check out a show, especially if it's at the Troubadour.

You want a guy who knows what he wants from life.

You are a dog person and want to have a doggy playdate.

This video blows your mind: http://youtu.be/LRt2jX1kaYo

You caught any grammatical errors in this profile.

You actually read this whole thing. It seems absurdly long.

Oh, and I feel like I need to be more specific about the kids option. I've been 100% against for most of my life. Lately I'm more like 80% against. If I do have them it won't be until I have enough money to properly take care of them.