Okcupid let me link my Instagram. It is nothing but pictures of cat figurines that I have seen in thrift stores so it may not tell you all that much about me. Or maybe it does.
I really like it when you ladies have your pictures just right so the "online" indicator covers your mouth so it looks like you have green lips. I giggle.
My Myers-Briggs classification is INTJ. I learned that from an actual psychologist with amazing amounts of nose and ear hair.
Movies and shows: Firefly, Star Trek, Supernatural, American Horror Story, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Avengers, etc.
Music: I do like that one song by that band. Actually I was a HUGE Beatles fan as a teenager and I still enjoy them, just with fewer posters on my bedroom wall. I also tend to turn my radio up really loud when the Rolling Stones come on. Oh, and I heard a reggae song the other day that fucking rocks. The song "Slow Ride" by Foghat reminds me of a girl in high school for very innocent reasons but when I told her that she thought it was a sexual reference. "Benny Lava" gets stuck in my head every so often, and Jonathan Coulton is a personal fave. I invited him to play baseball with me once. His agent declined for him but said I won for strangest JoCo request yet.
Food: I enjoy cooking both by the recipe and off the cuff. I've come up with some damn tasty things. I will try ANY ethnic food that isn't too slimy or made of spiders. Yes, that would include Qarta. I'm not a big alcohol drinker but I do have a collection of single malt Scotch whisky that I break out every so often, and I enjoy obscure sodas as well. Still trying to find a bottle of Squamscot but it's rare in the south. Funny how Squamscot sounds grosser than Qarta.
Access to knowledge should probably be on the list too, though. I might live in a library by now if not for the Internet.
The above is a thinly veiled reference to the fact that I have, in fact, been in therapy. I could probably have muddled through life without therapy, but I got very curious about how brain work.
BONUS REASONS TO CONTACT ME:
You have never been able to make yourself say "Roll Tide" without feeling like you are going to gag.
You are crafty and occasionally need someone else to solder/electrify/mechanize/weld something you are building.
You think spanking is fun.
REASONS TO NOT MESSAGE ME:
You think the phrase "I ain't never been nuthin but a winner" is an appropriate wall decoration for the campus bookstore of your alma mater.
You are nice Russian girl who only need $4200 to come be my loving bride.
You are some dude pretending to be nice Russian girl who only need $4200 to come be my loving bride.
You have spawned a kid who may very well be a murderous sociopath who will try to drown me (sorry, I won't make that mistake twice). Although I actually like kids who aren't trying to kill me and instead enjoy playing pretend or legos or something like that.
You buy Japanese kitchen knives and then change them from a 16 degree to a 22 degree sharpening angle. Seriously. Just buy some damn German knives if you are going to do that.