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oolsnirp

42 M Johannesburg, South Africa

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27, 2006
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
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Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Why should you get to know Looch?

I've got a wicked, sometimes dry sense of humour, am a relaxed person, LOVE scuba, camping, outdoors, reading, red wine on a moonlit beach....

....Do not like clubbing so much anymore PS: Do I say single but divorced, or divorced but single? grin

He describes his ideal match thus:

:-) Mmmm, let see...ideally she should be a chain smoker, have 3 screaming kids, no sex appeal, a jealous ex husband that still abuse her, she should have no personality, no real cleavage to speak off, support nine cats in a 1 bedroom bachelor flatand be extremely jealous and controlling... Pending all of the above, I really hope reverse pshycology works....cause U always seem to get what you don't want....so maybe wanting what you don't want to get will work? Eish!!!! I'm confusing myself!!!! ;-)

Do you scuba? Or at least would like to go to the beach? ;-)

Are you funny, not too serious but can be quiet sometimes, comfortable, relaxing, nice to talk to, mischievous eyes and beautiful lips...? Then go back to the top.... LOL



I am scuba, camping, and nature
What I’m doing with my life
Why should you get to know Looch?

I've got a wicked, sometimes dry sense of humour, am a relaxed person, LOVE scuba, camping, outdoors, reading, red wine on a moonlit beach....

....Do not like clubbing so much anymore PS: Do I say single but divorced, or divorced but single? grin

He describes his ideal match thus:

:-) Mmmm, let see...ideally she should be a chain smoker, have 3 screaming kids, no sex appeal, a jealous ex husband that still abuse her, she should have no personality, no real cleavage to speak off, support nine cats in a 1 bedroom bachelor flatand be extremely jealous and controlling... Pending all of the above, I really hope reverse pshycology works....cause U always seem to get what you don't want....so maybe wanting what you don't want to get will work? Eish!!!! I'm confusing myself!!!! ;-)

Do you scuba? Or at least would like to go to the beach? ;-)

Are you funny, not too serious but can be quiet sometimes, comfortable, relaxing, nice to talk to, mischievous eyes and beautiful lips...? Then go back to the top.... LOL

I’m really good at
Why should you get to know Looch?

I've got a wicked, sometimes dry sense of humour, am a relaxed person, LOVE scuba, camping, outdoors, reading, red wine on a moonlit beach....

....Do not like clubbing so much anymore PS: Do I say single but divorced, or divorced but single? grin

He describes his ideal match thus:

:-) Mmmm, let see...ideally she should be a chain smoker, have 3 screaming kids, no sex appeal, a jealous ex husband that still abuse her, she should have no personality, no real cleavage to speak off, support nine cats in a 1 bedroom bachelor flatand be extremely jealous and controlling... Pending all of the above, I really hope reverse pshycology works....cause U always seem to get what you don't want....so maybe wanting what you don't want to get will work? Eish!!!! I'm confusing myself!!!! ;-)

Do you scuba? Or at least would like to go to the beach? ;-)

Are you funny, not too serious but can be quiet sometimes, comfortable, relaxing, nice to talk to, mischievous eyes and beautiful lips...? Then go back to the top.... LOL

The first things people usually notice about me
Why should you get to know Looch?

I've got a wicked, sometimes dry sense of humour, am a relaxed person, LOVE scuba, camping, outdoors, reading, red wine on a moonlit beach....

....Do not like clubbing so much anymore PS: Do I say single but divorced, or divorced but single? grin

He describes his ideal match thus:

:-) Mmmm, let see...ideally she should be a chain smoker, have 3 screaming kids, no sex appeal, a jealous ex husband that still abuse her, she should have no personality, no real cleavage to speak off, support nine cats in a 1 bedroom bachelor flatand be extremely jealous and controlling... Pending all of the above, I really hope reverse pshycology works....cause U always seem to get what you don't want....so maybe wanting what you don't want to get will work? Eish!!!! I'm confusing myself!!!! ;-)

Do you scuba? Or at least would like to go to the beach? ;-)

Are you funny, not too serious but can be quiet sometimes, comfortable, relaxing, nice to talk to, mischievous eyes and beautiful lips...? Then go back to the top.... LOL

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Why should you get to know Looch?

I've got a wicked, sometimes dry sense of humour, am a relaxed person, LOVE scuba, camping, outdoors, reading, red wine on a moonlit beach....

....Do not like clubbing so much anymore PS: Do I say single but divorced, or divorced but single? grin

He describes his ideal match thus:

:-) Mmmm, let see...ideally she should be a chain smoker, have 3 screaming kids, no sex appeal, a jealous ex husband that still abuse her, she should have no personality, no real cleavage to speak off, support nine cats in a 1 bedroom bachelor flatand be extremely jealous and controlling... Pending all of the above, I really hope reverse pshycology works....cause U always seem to get what you don't want....so maybe wanting what you don't want to get will work? Eish!!!! I'm confusing myself!!!! ;-)

Do you scuba? Or at least would like to go to the beach? ;-)

Are you funny, not too serious but can be quiet sometimes, comfortable, relaxing, nice to talk to, mischievous eyes and beautiful lips...? Then go back to the top.... LOL

The six things I could never do without
Why should you get to know Looch?

I've got a wicked, sometimes dry sense of humour, am a relaxed person, LOVE scuba, camping, outdoors, reading, red wine on a moonlit beach....

....Do not like clubbing so much anymore PS: Do I say single but divorced, or divorced but single? grin

He describes his ideal match thus:

:-) Mmmm, let see...ideally she should be a chain smoker, have 3 screaming kids, no sex appeal, a jealous ex husband that still abuse her, she should have no personality, no real cleavage to speak off, support nine cats in a 1 bedroom bachelor flatand be extremely jealous and controlling... Pending all of the above, I really hope reverse pshycology works....cause U always seem to get what you don't want....so maybe wanting what you don't want to get will work? Eish!!!! I'm confusing myself!!!! ;-)

Do you scuba? Or at least would like to go to the beach? ;-)

Are you funny, not too serious but can be quiet sometimes, comfortable, relaxing, nice to talk to, mischievous eyes and beautiful lips...? Then go back to the top.... LOL

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why should you get to know Looch?

I've got a wicked, sometimes dry sense of humour, am a relaxed person, LOVE scuba, camping, outdoors, reading, red wine on a moonlit beach....

....Do not like clubbing so much anymore PS: Do I say single but divorced, or divorced but single? grin

He describes his ideal match thus:

:-) Mmmm, let see...ideally she should be a chain smoker, have 3 screaming kids, no sex appeal, a jealous ex husband that still abuse her, she should have no personality, no real cleavage to speak off, support nine cats in a 1 bedroom bachelor flatand be extremely jealous and controlling... Pending all of the above, I really hope reverse pshycology works....cause U always seem to get what you don't want....so maybe wanting what you don't want to get will work? Eish!!!! I'm confusing myself!!!! ;-)

Do you scuba? Or at least would like to go to the beach? ;-)

Are you funny, not too serious but can be quiet sometimes, comfortable, relaxing, nice to talk to, mischievous eyes and beautiful lips...? Then go back to the top.... LOL

On a typical Friday night I am
Why should you get to know Looch?

I've got a wicked, sometimes dry sense of humour, am a relaxed person, LOVE scuba, camping, outdoors, reading, red wine on a moonlit beach....

....Do not like clubbing so much anymore PS: Do I say single but divorced, or divorced but single? grin

He describes his ideal match thus:

:-) Mmmm, let see...ideally she should be a chain smoker, have 3 screaming kids, no sex appeal, a jealous ex husband that still abuse her, she should have no personality, no real cleavage to speak off, support nine cats in a 1 bedroom bachelor flatand be extremely jealous and controlling... Pending all of the above, I really hope reverse pshycology works....cause U always seem to get what you don't want....so maybe wanting what you don't want to get will work? Eish!!!! I'm confusing myself!!!! ;-)

Do you scuba? Or at least would like to go to the beach? ;-)

Are you funny, not too serious but can be quiet sometimes, comfortable, relaxing, nice to talk to, mischievous eyes and beautiful lips...? Then go back to the top.... LOL

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Why should you get to know Looch?

I've got a wicked, sometimes dry sense of humour, am a relaxed person, LOVE scuba, camping, outdoors, reading, red wine on a moonlit beach....

....Do not like clubbing so much anymore PS: Do I say single but divorced, or divorced but single? grin

He describes his ideal match thus:

:-) Mmmm, let see...ideally she should be a chain smoker, have 3 screaming kids, no sex appeal, a jealous ex husband that still abuse her, she should have no personality, no real cleavage to speak off, support nine cats in a 1 bedroom bachelor flatand be extremely jealous and controlling... Pending all of the above, I really hope reverse pshycology works....cause U always seem to get what you don't want....so maybe wanting what you don't want to get will work? Eish!!!! I'm confusing myself!!!! ;-)

Do you scuba? Or at least would like to go to the beach? ;-)

Are you funny, not too serious but can be quiet sometimes, comfortable, relaxing, nice to talk to, mischievous eyes and beautiful lips...? Then go back to the top.... LOL

I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–70
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Why should you get to know Looch?

I've got a wicked, sometimes dry sense of humour, am a relaxed person, LOVE scuba, camping, outdoors, reading, red wine on a moonlit beach....

....Do not like clubbing so much anymore PS: Do I say single but divorced, or divorced but single? grin

He describes his ideal match thus:

:-) Mmmm, let see...ideally she should be a chain smoker, have 3 screaming kids, no sex appeal, a jealous ex husband that still abuse her, she should have no personality, no real cleavage to speak off, support nine cats in a 1 bedroom bachelor flatand be extremely jealous and controlling... Pending all of the above, I really hope reverse pshycology works....cause U always seem to get what you don't want....so maybe wanting what you don't want to get will work? Eish!!!! I'm confusing myself!!!! ;-)

Do you scuba? Or at least would like to go to the beach? ;-)

Are you funny, not too serious but can be quiet sometimes, comfortable, relaxing, nice to talk to, mischievous eyes and beautiful lips...? Then go back to the top.... LOL