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oot5bv

34 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jun 10, 2006
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey look a self summary, this is where all of you super orignial people are going to say that you are just waiting tables till your writing career gets a good start. Using great quotes such as "waiting to be inspired" and "not original". Face it, you wait tables or dance at them, its an acceptable life.

I am loud, cynical, and lathargic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lemme guess... your going out and having good times. Does anyone write in this section that they are terribly depressed and on the brink of suicide? No, cause that would be one lame ass suicide letter. Once again, the originality of this section sky rockets.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
God I hate Jim Hendry and the Tribune Company. They somehow came up with a way to get Wrigley packed for every game, without any hope of ever winning even a pennant. Bad trade after bad move every day with these guys, and they will never leave Chicago. I hope on the day of the apocolypse, that the main man JC comes down and the first people he judges is the Tribune Company and Jim Hendry. I really really hate them!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Another big suprise here. Your hair, pretty eye's, prosthetic leg, eye patch, or your pink thong. Well when you go around flaunting something, people are going to notice it, and I don't see what the difference is anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh, you read books? Damn your such an intellectual. Reading books is what makes someone smart right? And when I go online and type interesting authors into google, I write them down and say how much I love their books. News flash: even meth heads in Missouri read books.

Wow! You like music too! We have so much in common. We should get together and fornicate till we can't walk.

Sushi! Your a sushi fan! Oh my god that makes you such an interesting person. Saying you like sushi does not make you more of an individual. It tastes good, and thats why everyone likes it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Yippers! Time to write down family cause you actually care. Oh friends! You could never do without friends? No kidding. Too bad chances are that your hurting for them right now cause you have an OKcupid account.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This category is the number one winner in mindless kill-me-now crap I have ever seen. It makes me sick to see that human life is going to the drain faster than a bulimic's lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
For all the people that quote crappy bands such as lincoln park or black eyed peas, or maybe even some weak poetry you found inspiring. Your all idiots. Even if you put it in a different category.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Its unfortunate that the majority write "that it is not very private if I write it here". Its unfortunate that that is probably the best and only true thing in peoples profiles.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your not going to so don't worry about it. No really, you signed up on an online whatever you call this to just look at people and be really picky and shallow. And when you get a message you say "Oh my god I can't believe this loser messaged me." You have an account on here to. Guess who also is a loser?