Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey look a self summary, this is where all of you super orignial
people are going to say that you are just waiting tables till your
writing career gets a good start. Using great quotes such as
"waiting to be inspired" and "not original". Face it, you wait
tables or dance at them, its an acceptable life.
I am loud, cynical, and lathargic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lemme guess... your going out and having good times. Does anyone
write in this section that they are terribly depressed and on the
brink of suicide? No, cause that would be one lame ass suicide
letter. Once again, the originality of this section sky rockets.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
God I hate Jim Hendry and the Tribune Company. They somehow came up
with a way to get Wrigley packed for every game, without any hope
of ever winning even a pennant. Bad trade after bad move every day
with these guys, and they will never leave Chicago. I hope on the
day of the apocolypse, that the main man JC comes down and the
first people he judges is the Tribune Company and Jim Hendry. I
really really hate them!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Another big suprise here. Your hair, pretty eye's, prosthetic leg,
eye patch, or your pink thong. Well when you go around flaunting
something, people are going to notice it, and I don't see what the
difference is anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh, you read books? Damn your such an intellectual. Reading books
is what makes someone smart right? And when I go online and type
interesting authors into google, I write them down and say how much
I love their books. News flash: even meth heads in Missouri read
Wow! You like music too! We have so much in common. We should get
together and fornicate till we can't walk.
Sushi! Your a sushi fan! Oh my god that makes you such an
interesting person. Saying you like sushi does not make you more of
an individual. It tastes good, and thats why everyone likes it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Yippers! Time to write down family cause you actually care. Oh
friends! You could never do without friends? No kidding. Too bad
chances are that your hurting for them right now cause you have an
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This category is the number one winner in mindless kill-me-now crap
I have ever seen. It makes me sick to see that human life is going
to the drain faster than a bulimic's lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
For all the people that quote crappy bands such as lincoln park or
black eyed peas, or maybe even some weak poetry you found
inspiring. Your all idiots. Even if you put it in a different
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Its unfortunate that the majority write "that it is not very
private if I write it here". Its unfortunate that that is probably
the best and only true thing in peoples profiles.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 24–54
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your not going to so don't worry about it. No really, you signed up
on an online whatever you call this to just look at people and be
really picky and shallow. And when you get a message you say "Oh my
god I can't believe this loser messaged me." You have an account on
here to. Guess who also is a loser?
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.