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optical-illusion

27 Kent, WA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I were a shape-like thing, I'd be a squiggly line.

I'm big on creativity, whether it be storytelling, making chainmail, writing, pareidolia, etc. I love a good plot, so I'm avid about movies, games, books, shows, music, art, and Tenacious D songs. I have a myriad of interests, too many to recount!

I'm a sucker for witty, intelligent, tangential conversation.

I'm also pretty big on getting to know what other people would be if they were shape-like things.

I pretty much froth at the mouth for anything viking, norse mythology, chainmail, geology, or mortal kombat related.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Flailing around metaphorically and enjoying it.

Making terrible puns with my coworkers.

Busting out pieces of chainmail.

Planning my viking longship shin tattoo and my vacation to Iceland.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding out what makes people tic. Creating and diffusing awkward situations. Writing and editing. Finding the sexual connotation in everything. Finding the humor in everything. Recognizing photo opportunities. Nonsensically making sense. Being an autodidact.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lack of tentacles?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury. The Harry Dresden series by Jim Butcher. The Pendergast series by Lincoln and Child. Darth Plagueis. A Fault in Our Stars. I love reading, and I love all sorts of books. I typically stick to books with an occult or sci-fi theme, though I do read non-fiction every now-and-again.

Movies: CLOUD ATLAS, Guardians of the Galaxy, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Monty Python movies, Repo: The Genetic Opera, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Mario Bros, Zombie Honeymoon, The Darjeeling Limited, I heart Huckabees, The Fountain, The Fifth Element, Moon. B movies, gory movies, sarcastic movies, existential movies, 'I wasted two hours of my life watching this shit' movies (like Tokyo Gore Police).

Music: I like pretty much everything except religious music and hardcore rap. I've been listening to a lot of Kings of Convenience, Audiomachine, and Two Steps from Hell lately.

Food: Yes.

Games: Battle of Olympus! Ecco the Dolphin! Bioshock Infinite, The Last of Us, Deadpool! Thomas Was Alone.

Shows: Hannibal is my shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good laugh
Movies
Pondering
Activities
Conversations
Creativity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How guys can put a picture up with their cat and look awesome, but when girls do it they just look like crazy cat ladies.

What new things I can learn and what old things I can brush-up on. For instance: costume design, GIS, languages, dancing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out socializing, enjoying life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't eat gluten. Luckily, bacon and eating babies are awesome at consoling me.

I think spiders are adorable.

I am very allergic to dogs.
You should message me if
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You're good at keeping a conversation going!

You're looking to widen your friend circle, or if you're looking for casual dating; I'm up for either!

You are dying to go out to Mt. Rainier &/or the Olympic National Forest!

Or *especially* if you have amazing places to show me, haha!